My coworkers are driving me crazy. They are all fifty-somethings who get all giddy when they find a piece of technology simple enough for them to operate. Bluetooth headsets are all the rage here. Imagine if you will, a race of wrinkled, incompetent cyborgs.
The current trend is to select a ringtone that will give others the impression that you are retarded, turn the phone all the way up, leave it on your desk and then leave the office for two hours. Preferably during a family crisis, so it rings nonstop. My super has asked me to stop taking the batteries out of peoples phones (they can't get them back together) so it's time to get creative.
Help me find something to create a ringtone that will bug the hell out of everyone. I have some Yoko Ono going on, but I need to level up.
The current trend is to select a ringtone that will give others the impression that you are retarded, turn the phone all the way up, leave it on your desk and then leave the office for two hours. Preferably during a family crisis, so it rings nonstop. My super has asked me to stop taking the batteries out of peoples phones (they can't get them back together) so it's time to get creative.
Help me find something to create a ringtone that will bug the hell out of everyone. I have some Yoko Ono going on, but I need to level up.