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binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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1,261
NC
So, if I've corrupted a born-again Christian, do I get the blame for leading her down the bad path, or is it her fault for sucumbing to temptation?

I mean, I'm just an ignorant heathen - I didn't know any better... :devil:
 
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JRB

Guest
Who was taking the picture while she was giving you a hand up, stosh?
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
loco said:
Who was taking the picture while she was giving you a hand up, stosh?
I took the pic she was joking around with my uncle at the time.
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
stosh said:
Nope never have sorry.
In order to go to the alter as a "virgin" and comply with certain religious stances, some girls will smoke your thang and permit you to wear out the 3rd input...all the while refusing to engage in pre-marital vaginal intercourse. This is not uncommon in Greece.
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
llkoolkeg said:
In order to go to the alter as a "virgin" and comply with certain religious stances, some girls will smoke your thang and permit you to wear out the 3rd input...all the while refusing to engage in pre-marital vaginal intercourse. This is not uncommon in Greece.
Ohhhhhhhhh gottcha!!!
Wow, that is total news to me! Man there is this greek chick who's family owns the local Diner, I wonder if she sticks to thoes rules.....
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
dh girlie said:
Keep those greek mother f'ers one step ahead of you at ALL times...
It's not a mother that you need to worry about them buggering. When you're with 'em in the jacuzzi, though, just be sure not to set your umbrella drink down anywhere lower than the top rail of the tub. :devil:
 

KaTooMer

Monkey
Feb 14, 2003
102
0
Illinois
binary visions said:
So, if I've corrupted a born-again Christian, do I get the blame for leading her down the bad path, or is it her fault for sucumbing to temptation?
C'mon, folks...the answers to all of these important questions are RIGHT HERE.
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
stosh said:
Ohhhhhhhhh gottcha!!!
Wow, that is total news to me! Man there is this greek chick who's family owns the local Diner, I wonder if she sticks to thoes rules.....
What goes better with souvlaki than buttlovin'? :D

Ask the girl if she'd like her tsatsiki sauce on the side! ;)
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
llkoolkeg said:
What goes better with souvlaki than buttlovin'? :D

Ask the girl if she'd like her tsatsiki sauce on the side! ;)
It's funny, this family has about 3 other diners and a food delivery business yet everytime I go to the diner the whole family is there at the door managing the place.

I'll tell her to hold the anchovies when she serves me her greek salad.
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
punkassean said:
Holy crap!

The chick on the TV site "message" page looks and dresses almost exactly like my very first GF back in the day...

The similarities don't end there, she too was a TV...

I played along :D
Dude...not to sound judgemental, but how can you get aroused over a transvestite? Which sex was her...ah...original one? :eek:
 

punkassean

Turbo Monkey
Feb 3, 2002
4,561
0
SC, CA
Technical Virgin not Transvestite.. Woh dude no thanks! :eek:

She was 100% female, check out the link binary posted and you'll get it...
 

-BB-

I broke all the rules, but somehow still became mo
Sep 6, 2001
4,254
28
Livin it up in the O.C.
stosh said:
It's funny, this family has about 3 other diners and a food delivery business yet everytime I go to the diner the whole family is there at the door managing the place.
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Tony Soprano-akis?