[Pesqueeb]

Maybe @syndasti was right, bears don't smash through doors after all. They just open them up like we would.

Obviously not a black bear.

 

[jackalope]

Obviously not a black bear.

True, but I bet it's one of those brown bears from that violent, marauding caravan (or "bearavan" as it were).

 

[stevew]

If I won the lottery, I would totally adopt a baby bear cub.

and teach it to smack the shit out of anyone who feeds it other than you...

 

[stevew]

Obviously not a black bear.

syadasti has a bear suit silly.

 

[Pesqueeb]

syadasti has a bear suit silly.

Playing the long con!

 

[6thElement]

Obviously not a black bear.

It would have been shot before it reached the door, before having a chance to engage with the occupants.

 

[Pesqueeb]

It would have been shot before it reached the door, before having a chance to engage with the occupants.

Only a good guy with a bear can stop a bad guy with a bear.

 

[6thElement]

Only a good guy with a bear can stop a bad guy with a bear.

Surely he/she just needs bear arms?

 

[rideit]

Didn't Syadasti drive a Subaru?

https://jalopnik.com/why-do-bears-always-get-stuck-in-subarus-a-crowdsource-1826989977

 

[Pesqueeb]

Didn't Syadasti drive a Subaru?

https://jalopnik.com/why-do-bears-always-get-stuck-in-subarus-a-crowdsource-1826989977

BREAKING NEWS!

All bears are lesbians. News at 11.

 

[jackalope]

BREAKING NEWS!

All bears are lesbians. News at 11.

Hard to argue with science

 

[Pesqueeb]

 

[canadmos]