Hierarchy of monkey machismo....
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sorry, did you want to take that trash home with you?"hi i'm angry steve and i throw up on everything after 2 drinks"
i gotta go with my boy dirtymike , he taze's mofo's for fun .
I am about as macho as a Will and Grace marathon.
"if we wanted them to be pussies, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman!"
there are certain list that you feel fortunate to be left off, this is one of them..lol
Only while you're getting your nails done at the same time!
ftfy.
Calling a girl "macho" will not land you in her good graces, son.
How Sally is this--
I remove my option to vote, as I feel when ZDay comes, it is this whole group at RM that will prevail, rebuild, and re-populate the Earth. Pump tracks at every house, bacon in every fridge, and 1-to-1 ratio dogs-to-riders for the endless trails that will be built.
Either that, or I vote for DMG........ No wait, GFF.......... Um, make that JohnE......... damn, I'm just going to stick with the above comment.
I remove my option to vote, as I feel when ZDay comes, it is this whole group at RM that will prevail, rebuild, and re-populate the Earth. Pump tracks at every house, bacon in every fridge, and 1-to-1 ratio dogs-to-riders for the endless trails that will be built.
Either that, or I vote for DMG........ No wait, GFF.......... Um, make that JohnE......... damn, I'm just going to stick with the above comment.
I still hold out hope that this is how its all going to end, and that it'll happen soon enough that I won't be a the spud farm waiting for the once a week tray of roast beef.
Really, if you think about it, this is all we have to look forward to as a species. Nuclear warfare isn't going to happen, maybe a dirty bomb or a rogue actor with one nuke, but its not going to be all out thermonuclear global destruction. I doubt Bruce Willis and Ben Assfleck are going to get the call to save us from a comet. More than likely its going to be some monster, man created plague, or when Dick Cheney's atomic battery finally runs out (as he's some sort of variant of the Terminator) he's going to block the passage to Hell, forcing the dead to be the undead and walk the Earth searching for brains and sub-prime mortgages.
This reminds me, there's a gun show here in PHX in a few weeks. Good ammo prices, and people in hover-round scooters buying a pile of it while towing a red wagon to put it into.
These are the gravy days...
Really, if you think about it, this is all we have to look forward to as a species. Nuclear warfare isn't going to happen, maybe a dirty bomb or a rogue actor with one nuke, but its not going to be all out thermonuclear global destruction. I doubt Bruce Willis and Ben Assfleck are going to get the call to save us from a comet. More than likely its going to be some monster, man created plague, or when Dick Cheney's atomic battery finally runs out (as he's some sort of variant of the Terminator) he's going to block the passage to Hell, forcing the dead to be the undead and walk the Earth searching for brains and sub-prime mortgages.
This reminds me, there's a gun show here in PHX in a few weeks. Good ammo prices, and people in hover-round scooters buying a pile of it while towing a red wagon to put it into.
These are the gravy days...
Golgi hands down.
oh, your contest is very homo.
oh, your contest is very homo.
Voted for GFF- I swear his hand-eye coordination actually goes up the more he drinks.
I could only choose one, so I went GFF from first hand experience. But if I were gathering a monkey horde, it would be (in no particular order):
MikeD
JohnE
Manimal
BS
GFF
Battle proven monkeys with brains, you can't go wrong with that.
MikeD
JohnE
Manimal
BS
GFF
Battle proven monkeys with brains, you can't go wrong with that.
He wouldn't take you anywhere, but he might show you the way. I think mushrooms are involved, though.
Yessssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
considering the extraordinary ratio of guys:girls on the site, things might get awkward.
ftfy.
I voted for Mmike because he has provided his family with a pool.
Have you seen the pictures of his pool?
I don't judge a man on the size of his pool.
In my case I think you should!
Its not the size I was judging him by...... its was some pictures I seem to remember him posting in the past in which the pool looked like green soupy melted jello..........
That's right when to cover comes off! Now it's a glorious shimmering basin of crystal clear refreshment!
The fact that you left me off that list lets me know just how gullible you all really are. Just lets me know how easily I could disappear into the void unnoticed. I'd outlive all you dainty frizzees!
I voted for Dirtymike because GFF would be the first one arrested and brought down. He always is.
I voted for Dirtymike because GFF would be the first one arrested and brought down. He always is.
i would have thought JohnE would have gotten at least one vote....he was in the military.
someone has to break the tie with him and johnnycakes
someone has to break the tie with him and johnnycakes
now THAT'S how you
IT'S GONE FIRE FIGHTEN IN FIRST FOLLOWED BY BACON LOCO SUCKS!!! ALONG THE RAIL IS JOHN BRYANT PETERS AND MIKE D!!! UP THE INSIDE AT 11:1 IT'S BINARY VISIONS!!! AND COMING UP BINARY VISIONS FROM BEHIND... IT'S DIRY MIKE!!!!
AND TRUE TO HIS NAME IN DEAD LAST, PUTTING PRESSURE ON MMIKE FROM BEHIND COMING UP THE REAR IS "DIRT" MCGURK!!!!!! 
Meusheu would probably be a contender......he'd likely make everyone/everything else suicided'ed'd before he went.
for real? yeu passed on a chance.
Of course GFF is in first..... he has enough shrapnel in him that the zombies will not like the falvor and just leave him be
IT'S GONE FIRE FIGHTEN IN FIRST FOLLOWED BY BACON LOCO SUCKS!!! ALONG THE RAIL IS JOHN BRYANT PETERS AND MIKE D!!! UP THE INSIDE AT 11:1 IT'S BINARY VISIONS!!! AND COMING UP BINARY VISIONS FROM BEHIND... IT'S DIRY MIKE!!!!
FTFY...... Besides.... he is in the air force
The real question though, if JBP shaved his stash... would he still be a contender in this particular poll?
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You mean like..........seuicided'd?
Um... there were some double entendres in my horse race comment but no one seemed to pick up on that yet...
sorry, we missed the jokeUm... there were some double entendres in my horse race comment but no one seemed to pick up on that yet...
I got the joke. I got a hint of a visual on it and shut down that thought process.Um... there were some double entendres in my horse race comment but no one seemed to pick up on that yet...
I still say I'd win. Bunch of sissies and your urban environments. Soft.
