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How do I change that tag line thingy over there??

Nobody

Danforth Kitchen Whore
Sep 5, 2001
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Toronto
improve the quality and quantity of your post content [yes, quantity wins over quality every time, but still, one can hope] and when you get up around 500 or so, you might draw the attention of a Moderator who might grant you a wish.

On the other hand, if it's Brian HCM#1 - you'll involuntarily be either a Hope Merchant, a Newcastle Drunkard, or some other, suitably shamed hapless innocent.

Or, depending on location, cash or beer for Adam [Ridemonkey].

Good luck.
 

moff_quigley

Why don't you have a seat over there?
Jan 27, 2005
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2
Poseurville
Asshattery is rewarded. Post something foolish. For example...post about how you are going to be a surgeon but the grammar and spelling of said post is insulting to 5 year olds. Or some rant about stupid roadies hoggin up the road. Something like that. Good luck.
 

BadDNA

hophead
Mar 31, 2006
4,258
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Living the dream.
Asshattery is rewarded. Post something foolish. For example...post about how you are going to be a surgeon but the grammar and spelling of said post is insulting to 5 year olds. Or some rant about stupid roadies hoggin up the road. Something like that. Good luck.
Photographic proof of some childish activity taking place in the presence of a large group of Monkeys helps too.

 

laura

DH_Laura
Jul 16, 2002
6,259
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Glitter Gulch
Photographic proof of some childish activity taking place in the presence of a large group of Monkeys helps too.

While messing around with one of those things, I almost blew my arm off. No photographic proof and no monkeys present unfortunately.
 

MMcG

Ride till you puke!
Dec 10, 2002
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Burlington, Connecticut
Or you can go out for a ride up in the Kingdom Trails and proceed to puke yer guts out like I did.

But I'd vote for something like the Potato Cannon stunt as puking is no fun.