[DVNT]

this has got to be a disorder.
i'm sitting at my desk with my headphones, as usual, working hard at pretending to be working hard. Enter "the boss", says a few words about a project leans on my desk and then nicks my pen!
Everytime!
I swear he's like david f@ckin copperfield cause i never see him do it and only realize it when i go to make some notes later on.

Reminds me of that Kids in the Hall episode with guy that had his pen tied to a rope and secured to a helmet. HEEYY MYY PEN, MYY PEN.

oh well.

 

[pnj]

it used to happen. until i put a little piece of tape on my pen with my name on it.

people laughed at me but I always get my pen back.

 

[DVNT]

My boss sometimes chews on his pens.

I'm tempted to shove the next one up my ass.
Should be pretty tasty.

 

[Knuckleslammer]

You should take that pen and poke his focking eyeball out with it. Matter o fact, both his eyes. JERK. Tell him to leave you the f* alone. F him and his project. I hate coorperate environments :mumble:

Knuckle

 

[mrbigisbudgood]

Steal his office chair.

 

[llkoolkeg]

Steal his office chair.

...or loosen all the bolts to his backrest. One good attempt at a reclining telephone chortle should fix his little red wagon.

 

[Slugman]

At least you still have your stapler

 

[binary visions]

I pulled the blue ink stick out of a pen and put it in a red pen. Nobody takes it because nobody wants to write with a red pen but I know the truth...

 

[Cursor]

i hate it when people take my pens (and i work for a pen company).
can you say carbon fiber barrel pens? :eviltongu

 

[Knuckleslammer]

I pulled the blue ink stick out of a pen and put it in a red pen. Nobody takes it because nobody wants to write with a red pen but I know the truth...

I've analyzed that statement 3 times and I'm still trying to figure it out. I'm spent already and it's only Wednesday.

Knuckle

 

[douglas]

Steal his office chair.

and the ball out of his mouse

 

[Knuckleslammer]

I took the ball out of 3 of my co-workers mouses and stuffed a jelly munchkin in it.
I got an optical mouse. They can't touch me

Knuck

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

At least you still have your stapler

That movie get sooooo much funnier once you work in an office. histerical, the pic just made me actually lol

 

[binary visions]

I've analyzed that statement 3 times and I'm still trying to figure it out. I'm spent already and it's only Wednesday.

Knuckle

The pen barrels (the grips) are interchangable. Usually the red pens have red grips, and the blue pens have blue grips. Unscrew the back of the pen, pull out the ink stick. Unscrew the back of a red pen, discard the ink stick, and put the blue one in. You then have a blue pen, in a red grip.

 

[jdcamb]

You should take that pen and poke his focking eyeball out with it. Matter o fact, both his eyes. JERK. Tell him to leave you the f* alone. F him and his project. I hate coorperate environments :mumble:

Knuckle

Your my hero! Killem' all! Knucks you f'n rock!.....jdcamb

 

[golgiaparatus]

My boss sometimes chews on his pens.

I'm tempted to shove the next one up my ass.
Should be pretty tasty.

At least stick it in your ear and give it a good 5-6 rotations, that way your sure to get a nice waxy residue all over the chew end.

 

[DVNT]

i'd love to see his face when he goes to nibble on the cap
and gets a whiff of sh!t.

it's prob. more practicle to stick it in my ear, i'll have to remove the headphones for that..... mental note...replace headphones with pen caps.
That should both keep people from talking to me and keep my boss from munching on my pens.

 

[blue]

Ah yes. Kill two birds with one stone

 

[CChris]

You could also try to loosen the leg on your desk so he totally wipes out when he leans on it. Then lean over an pick up the pen (which has presumably fallen on the floor by that stage...) and make a note to "fix desk".

 

[DVNT]

You could also try to loosen the leg on your desk so he totally wipes out when he leans on it. Then lean over an pick up the pen (which has presumably fallen on the floor by that stage...) and make a note to "fix desk".

this may work, our desks have those locking castor roller things on the bottom.