[blue]

Let's just say Friday night was a scaled-down form of Burley's worst night ever.

Any suggestions? Lysol has failed, vinegar has failed, cinnamon air freshener has failed...Febreeze is coming home from the store tonight. We'll see what happens.

 

[pinkshirtphotos]

get drunk and forget its there?

 

[BMXman]

Just actaully clean it...shampoo, scrubbing and a wet vac. Febreeze will be useless. You need to break up and remove the stomach acid...that's where the main stank is coming from...D

 

[mshred]

pour some other strong reeking thing on there to cover it up. it might smell worse but its better then smelling a mixture of sweetness and sourness

 

[bluebug32]

dolphin vomit?

 

[loco-gringo]

Dumb ass.

 

[Westy]

Rug Doctor odor remover. It is an enzyme that breaks down organic matter and the things that make them stink.

 

[hungryleprican]

pee on it

 

[BurlyShirley]

There's this enzyme cleaner made for pet body fluids of all kinds called "Natures Miracle"
It isnt super cheap but it will work.

 

[Biscuit]

There's this enzyme cleaner made for pet body fluids of all kinds called "Natures Miracle"
It isnt super cheap but it will work.

I'll 2nd that. A friend of mine puked margarita juice all over the back seat of my truck.

Truck no longer smells thanks to that stuff.

 

[pigboy]

use one of those propane weed burner things. you can get them at Home Depot for about $40. Once you burn away the carpet and char the subfloor I GUARANTEE that the room will no longer smell of vomit.

 

[Westy]

use one of those propane weed burner things. you can get them at Home Depot for about $40. Once you burn away the carpet and char the subfloor I GUARANTEE that the room will no longer smell of vomit.

Gasoline would be easier, he conveniently stores some in his closet.

 

[pinkshirtphotos]

pee on it

i was thinking that too

 

[BikerBoy28]

pee on it

Took my idea.....

 

[tylerpier137]

poo on it

 

[MikeD]

There's this enzyme cleaner made for pet body fluids of all kinds called "Natures Miracle"
It isnt super cheap but it will work.

I'll 3d that.

 

[blue]

Gasoline would be easier, he conveniently stores some in his closet.

I lolled.

Anyway...actual carpet cleaning isn't really an option. We're moving out in two weeks and they're tearing out the carpet anyway (it's pretty old). The Febreeze seems to have deadened the stench a bit, but it's still there. I'll hunt down that pet fluids stuff and see what happens.

No more heavy drinking for me... irate2:

 

[BMXman]

wow everyone is so helpful...D

 

[MikeD]

I think a lot of the Monkeys know all about teh pueKKzoRz.

 

[BMXman]

I think a lot of the Monkeys know all about teh pueKKzoRz.

lol...I must be getting old...'cause my internet slang is failing me...D

 

[BigMike]

lol...I must be getting old...'cause my internet slang is failing me...D

don't worry I missed that one too!

 

[I Are Baboon]

lol...I must be getting old...'cause my internet slang is failing me...D

I think he called you fat.

 

[stevew]

Anyway...actual carpet cleaning isn't really an option. We're moving out in two weeks and they're tearing out the carpet anyway (it's pretty old).

So why bother?

 

[Konabumm]

poo on it

wondering who would go there - nice job noobie

 

[loco-gringo]

So why bother?

You've watched this guy start threads like this for years, and yet you still ask him to interject logic???

 

[MikeD]

I think he called you fat.

Well, it was my first attempt at that stuff...I honestly don't quite know exactly what I said.

 

[H8R]

Mirazyme.

http://www.mcnett.com/page.cfm?pageID=559

I was introduced to this from the warranty people at Mountain Hardwear. It will get the stink out of ANYTHING. It works amazingly well. You could even get barf stink out of a wet suit with it. (great for dolphin parties)

 

[blue]

You've watched this guy start threads like this for years, and yet you still ask him to interject logic???

I want to spend my last two weeks here living in puke-stink free harmony. Is that a problem, Mr. Bike Shop Manager?

Febreeze "pet odors" seems to have contained the stink. Danke for the suggestions.

 

[Westy]

Mirazyme.

http://www.mcnett.com/page.cfm?pageID=559

I was introduced to this from the warranty people at Mountain Hardwear. It will get the stink out of ANYTHING. It works amazingly well. You could even get barf stink out of a wet suit with it. (great for dolphin parties)

Introduced to it by direct application I assume.

Filthy hippy.

 

[H8R]

Introduced to it by direct application I assume.

Filthy hippy.

It's hippies that would send in their moldy blackened tents that required this sort of product.



I don't sleep in tents. My dreadlocks are long enough to use as a blanket.

 

[loco-gringo]

I want to spend my last two weeks here living in puke-stink free harmony. Is that a problem, Mr. Bike Shop Manager?

Febreeze "pet odors" seems to have contained the stink. Danke for the suggestions.

I would have guessed Febreeze myself, but didn't want to actually contribute.

I just wanted to make fun of your problem.

 

[DaveW]

I'll 3d that.

How many packs did you need for the average wookie mess? irate2:

 

[MikeD]

How many packs did you need for the average wookie mess? irate2:

>snarf< He managed to keep it in the toilet.

Which promptly gave up the ghost, alas.