I ate **** really hard about a month ago, and had a REALLY gnarly bruise on my hip. bumped into something with my hip today (the bruise has long since faded) and WTF OW!!! so i felt where it hurt, and apparently there is a small cucumber in my hip (its literally about 2.5 inches around, and feels really tall, even through you cant see it. anyone else had massive hematomas?