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JRogers

talks too much
Mar 19, 2002
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Claremont, CA
rpk1988 said:
Watch porn. Sit in a bean bag naked while eating chetto's. Haha.
I need to read The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism......you can give me a quick summary if you'd like.

I knocked on my roommate's door the other day and she said to come in...she was sitting at her computer in her underwear, eating Lays off of her leg. I thought it was pretty funny.
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,033
1
Denver
Dude, congo rats on the g/f you've had for the last year. Here's some advice, enjoy your alone time, read, relax, whatever... then you can put more energy into the black hole we call women.

yes yes.
 

rpk1988

90210
Dec 6, 2004
2,791
0
Maryland
JRogers said:
I knocked on my roommate's door the other day and she said to come in...she was sitting at her computer in her underwear, eating Lays off of her leg. I thought it was pretty funny.
Is she hot??? Pictures?
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
16,119
3,338
Nowhere Man!
Plan elaborate practical jokes on your friends and family. Then videotape thier execution and then extort money from them it they are embarrasing enough. :thumb:
 

BigMike

BrokenbikeMike
Jul 29, 2003
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Montgomery county MD
LordOpie said:
Dude, congo rats on the g/f you've had for the last year. Here's some advice, enjoy your alone time, read, relax, whatever... then you can put more energy into the black hole we call women.

yes yes.

Whats got you so bitter Opie? I don't think my girlfriend is a black hole. She's actually pretty cool, shes an outdoors chick, is starting to ride, gets me discounts at Nissan, and she's cute!

Whats not to like?
 

Sherpa

Basking in fail.
Jan 28, 2004
2,240
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Arkansaw
BigMike said:
Whats got you so bitter Opie? I don't think my girlfriend is a black hole. She's actually pretty cool, shes an outdoors chick, is starting to ride, gets me discounts at Nissan, and she's cute!

Whats not to like?
Shaved junk?
 
BigMike said:
Whats got you so bitter Opie? I don't think my girlfriend is a black hole. She's actually pretty cool, shes an outdoors chick, is starting to ride, gets me discounts at Nissan, and she's cute!

Whats not to like?
Earth muffin? :love:

go out and dig some new trails. I blew my bike up two weeks ago and that's what I've been doing.
 

BigMike

BrokenbikeMike
Jul 29, 2003
8,933
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Montgomery county MD
And my roommate and I found somthing to do. We went to Kroger, and I made an ass out of myself as always:) Then we went to the Video Fan and got the movie "Steal" It looks interesting, we'll see how it is :think:
 

TheMontashu

Pourly Tatteued Jeu
Mar 15, 2004
5,556
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I'm homeless
BigMike said:
Why is that funny? I like to cook, is there a problem with that?


And by the way, the movie Steal kinda sucks
It's not im jest giving you a hard time, I cook probably 2/3rds of the meals for my family
 

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
7,791
35
Japan
BigMike said:
Already jerked it :blah:

And my girlfriend isn't drunk anymore, that was last night. Now she's at work
Has Dubya put a limit on how many times ya can flog it in one 24 hour period? Go for the world man glue extraction record. What's wrong with ya? :nuts:
 

F5000sl

Chimp
Nov 18, 2003
34
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Richmond
Umm, aren't you asking this question in the middle of the semester???
Doesn't life such when you have 400 channels and there is less to watch on tv then years back when only 25 existed?