Anyone have any ideas of what A guy can do when he can't ride his bikes?
I am SOO bored
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jack off?
You've got a drunk girlfriend and can't figure out anything to do?
Already jerked it 
And my girlfriend isn't drunk anymore, that was last night. Now she's at work
And my girlfriend isn't drunk anymore, that was last night. Now she's at work
I need to read The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism......you can give me a quick summary if you'd like.rpk1988 said:
I knocked on my roommate's door the other day and she said to come in...she was sitting at her computer in her underwear, eating Lays off of her leg. I thought it was pretty funny.
Go put on her underwear and take pictures.
Plan elaborate practical jokes on your friends and family. Then videotape thier execution and then extort money from them it they are embarrasing enough. 
LordOpie said:
Whats got you so bitter Opie? I don't think my girlfriend is a black hole. She's actually pretty cool, shes an outdoors chick, is starting to ride, gets me discounts at Nissan, and she's cute!
Whats not to like?
Earth muffin? :love:BigMike said:
go out and dig some new trails. I blew my bike up two weeks ago and that's what I've been doing.
Sherpa said:
No comment, and its NOT junk!
She make you dinner?
Then watch a televised sermon, send the pastor money, and redeem yourselfrpk1988 said:
TheMontashu said:
Actually, I usually make her dinner
And my roommate and I found somthing to do. We went to Kroger, and I made an ass out of myself as always Then we went to the Video Fan and got the movie "Steal" It looks interesting, we'll see how it is 
Then we went to the Video Fan and got the movie "Steal" It looks interesting, we'll see how it is BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BigMike said:Actually, I usually make her dinner
TheMontashu said:
Why is that funny? I like to cook, is there a problem with that?
And by the way, the movie Steal kinda sucks
It's not im jest giving you a hard time, I cook probably 2/3rds of the meals for my familyBigMike said:
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rpk1988 said:
Has Dubya put a limit on how many times ya can flog it in one 24 hour period? Go for the world man glue extraction record. What's wrong with ya? :nuts:BigMike said:Already jerked it
And my girlfriend isn't drunk anymore, that was last night. Now she's at work
Referencing Ron White (Tater Salad).LordOpie said:
you go to hell :nuts:hooples3 said:
Thats some GRS Right there!
