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  1. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    Anyone have any ideas of what A guy can do when he can't ride his bikes?
     

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  2. arboc!

    arboc! Turbo Monkey

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    jack off?
     
  3. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    You've got a drunk girlfriend and can't figure out anything to do?

    :stosh:
     
  4. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    Already jerked it :blah:

    And my girlfriend isn't drunk anymore, that was last night. Now she's at work
     
  5. rpk1988

    rpk1988 90210

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    Watch porn. Sit in a bean bag naked while eating chetto's. Haha.
     
  6. JRogers

    JRogers talks too much

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    I need to read The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism......you can give me a quick summary if you'd like.

    I knocked on my roommate's door the other day and she said to come in...she was sitting at her computer in her underwear, eating Lays off of her leg. I thought it was pretty funny.
     
  7. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Dude, congo rats on the g/f you've had for the last year. Here's some advice, enjoy your alone time, read, relax, whatever... then you can put more energy into the black hole we call women.

    yes yes.
     
  8. Polandspring88

    Polandspring88 Superman

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    Go put on her underwear and take pictures.
     
  9. rpk1988

    rpk1988 90210

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    Is she hot??? Pictures?
     
  10. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    Plan elaborate practical jokes on your friends and family. Then videotape thier execution and then extort money from them it they are embarrasing enough. :thumb:
     
  11. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    Whats got you so bitter Opie? I don't think my girlfriend is a black hole. She's actually pretty cool, shes an outdoors chick, is starting to ride, gets me discounts at Nissan, and she's cute!

    Whats not to like?
     
  12. Sherpa

    Sherpa Basking in fail.

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    Shaved junk?
     
  13. jet

    jet Monkey

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    Earth muffin? :love:

    go out and dig some new trails. I blew my bike up two weeks ago and that's what I've been doing.
     
  14. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    No comment, and its NOT junk! :D
     
  15. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    She make you dinner?
     
  16. kinghami3

    kinghami3 Future Turbo Monkey

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    Then watch a televised sermon, send the pastor money, and redeem yourself :blah:
     
  17. Sherpa

    Sherpa Basking in fail.

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    Hmm BigMikes girlfriend has shaved diamonds.
     
  18. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    ATHF for the win.
     
  19. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    Actually, I usually make her dinner :)
     
  20. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    And my roommate and I found somthing to do. We went to Kroger, and I made an ass out of myself as always:) Then we went to the Video Fan and got the movie "Steal" It looks interesting, we'll see how it is :think:
     
  21. rpk1988

    rpk1988 90210

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    What does that stand for?
     
  22. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  23. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    Why is that funny? I like to cook, is there a problem with that?


    And by the way, the movie Steal kinda sucks
     
  24. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    It's not im jest giving you a hard time, I cook probably 2/3rds of the meals for my family
     
  25. motomike

    motomike Turbo Monkey

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    <----------been there, done that...
     
  26. valve bouncer

    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    Has Dubya put a limit on how many times ya can flog it in one 24 hour period? Go for the world man glue extraction record. What's wrong with ya? :nuts:
     
  27. rpk1988

    rpk1988 90210

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    Hahaha......ewwwww. Wayyy to much information man.
     
  28. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Aqua Teen Hunger Force... thought you two were referencing the TV show.
     
  29. kinghami3

    kinghami3 Future Turbo Monkey

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    Referencing Ron White (Tater Salad).
     
  30. rpk1988

    rpk1988 90210

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    Never heard of that show.

    Now I have seen that movie and that is what its from. Haha.
     
  31. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    shave your junk
     
  32. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    you go to hell :nuts:

    Thats some GRS Right there!
     
  33. F5000sl

    F5000sl Chimp

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    Umm, aren't you asking this question in the middle of the semester???
    Doesn't life such when you have 400 channels and there is less to watch on tv then years back when only 25 existed?