[El Jefe]

Oh yeah, not only do I go to a "salon," but I have my own personal stylist who does my hair. I trust her and no one else. I'm thinking of moving into the realm of manicures and pedicures, with a quick 30 minute massage as well....the difference in my salon is that all of this stuff is not done by a man who seems a bit too "eager" to offer massages... my stylist is a woman...with very nice fake boobies....of course, they're covered whenever she goes canoeing....

 

[golgiaparatus]

what a faggot... I cut my hair with the weedeater, and if I have to look cleassy I might touch up with the skillsaw but thats where I draw the line.

 

[surfinguru]

meh, used to go this salon place that my old GF used to drag me into. The guy was actually pretty cool and did a good job. (WAY better than super-shralps, etc.) Anyway, bailed out on the whole thing a few months ago and now use the #1 adaptor on my shinny new Whal clippers. Nice and tight baby!

 

[stosh]

Quote:
Originally Posted by stosh
Why would you have gotten your.... wait... she would have kicked your ass...... I get it!!

Hey holmes - there is a back button on your browser that allows you to not think out loud.

I think you need to hear this too.

Dude, you need to know how to use the internet.

 

[Flakey Jake]

I go to a salon dude. There is always guys there. The lady who cuts my hair knows exactly how i like it so I don't have to explain how to cut it all the time.

But now for the good part! The lady who cuts my hair is a major milf! I would bang her in a second! She totally digs me too. She comes into my work all the time and chills at the bar to visit with me. She always dresses mega sexy and she usually smashes my head inbetween her beautiful boobs. WHen she washes my hair she gives me a scalp massage and she gives me the shoulder and neck rub when I'm chillin in her chair. I'm surprised I don't get my hair cut every week.

 

[escapeartist]

i went to this "salon" place other day and was a little freaked out when i realized that i was the only guy customer in there. When i sat down in the chair and the guy started cutting we started talking and it turned out that he was a huge roadie and ex-xc racer. So we talked about bikes the entire time. and theres nothing fruity about that.
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Extreme q best temperature

 

[Repack]

Ha ha. This thread is funny. Last night I finally bought a clipper. I don't mind paying for a haircut, but the money adds up. With tip, I was paying $18 per visit. Just a wash and cut. The clippers I bought were $25. I call that a good investment. I have just gotten to the point where I hate it when my hair gets long, but also hate paying to get it cut. My brother is in a Navy ROTC program and buzzes his head to meet Navy reg's. His hair always looks fine, so I followed his lead. Nothing crazy, just a 4 blade all over. The clipper I bought even has tips for your left and right ear. This morning was my first time ever cutting anyones hair, and I have to say that it came out very good. I just need to finish lining it up in back.
When I was living in Vermont, I went to a place (intentionaly avoiding the word "salon" here!) that place I woud go back to. It was called GTO, as in Gentlemens Top Option. Also being the name of a muscle car was no coincedence. It was staffed entirely by very cute women. And no, they weren't trying to "make extra money on the side". The best part about it was that they finished up the cut by lining you up in back with warm shaving cream and a straight razor. Then they gave you a scalp massage with a hot towell. I can't rmemeber how much it cost, but all said and done it was a few bucks shy of $20.

 

[Repack]

You didn't by chance get arrested the other night?

That article could have been written about the Middlesex Fells Res outside of Boston. I had always heard storries, and knew that there were some trials refferred to as "The Gay Trails", but had seen little/no evidence in person, until this past winter. Several years ago, my brother was on a ride there when he saw one dude leaning against a tree rubbing his nipples while another took pictures. But anyway, 3 friends and I were going ice fishing. The pond we were headed to has no parking, so we had to drop off our gear and ride our bike back. I live on one side of the reservation and this was on the other, so I never go there. As we are leaving, my buddy Mike perhaps summed it up best when he said, "Its like when you catch a kid with their hand in the cookie jar, and they aren't shure if they have been busted." In this one wing of the lot, all these guys were eyeing us. It was down right freaky. The parking lot is very close to I-93, the border of the reservation. There is an old RR line the runs along parallel to the interstate. On one side if the RR tracks is good trails. On the other side there are just a handful of dead-end trail that end in the brish along the highway. As we were headed to and from the vehicles, we woud see a guy heading off down a scrappy looking trail, while another guy followed a ways back trying to look like an incent hiker.

all joking aside when I'd visit my friend in burlington he'd bring me to a place that served latte and had hot bunnies running around giving scalp massages so I'm cool with the salon thing

I posted first and then read that. Must be the same place.

 

[BMXPrincess06]

i dont see any problem going to the salon to get your hair cut, i thik its strange when a guy is the one doing the hair in the salon.

 

[mack]

groan, what happened the to flanel and beard man? no its perfume and pink (i mean uh, "nantuket red") dress shirts.

 

[JRB]

I'm gonna have to be headin over there again soon.

 

[stosh]

Bumping up your own thread is wrong and especially one like this.

 

[-BB-]

The point of the thread(there really isn't one) is that after the metrosexual thing, I need you monkeys to tell me it is not ghey to say I am officially going to a salon for a haircut. The old man that used to do it for me got a younger partner and they do shoulder massages. Well the new guy seems to enjoy it a little too much and I have stopped going there. The budget places always have some crack hoes working. I am now a salon man. Is that ok?

If you only paid $10, then it is not Ghey.
What is Ghey is caring enough to ASK about it.
:evil: :devil:

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

So now you'll be shaving your body and sporting colored contacts?

what is wrong with that

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

I used to go to an old school barber, until i relized he had no sense of newer style haircuts and was making me look like i was just enlisted in the draft everytime i left. So i began going to a salon, my first time they stuck me with this dude that was as ghey as a 3 dollar bill (not that there is anything wrong with that). To make a long story short, he is the funniest mutherfockers i have ever met in my life and i couldnt get a better hair cut from anyone else. Now i tip the dude like $7 on all his cuts. Additionally, the ladies that work there are smokin. I guess the moral of the story is, who gives a fock about gonig to a "salon"...do it up neaky:

 

[JRB]

I went back on Saturday with Julie and there was no candle. They cut my hair too short and talked on the phone the entire time. It was a one time experience of heaven I guess. I'm going back to going where ever.

 

[dh girlie]

Next Loco gringo post

"So i got my bikini line waxed"

I wonder if he'll get a brazilian bikini wax...I was reading a magazine that interviewed a bunch of chicks that do waxing...and they said that a lot of men are coming in for waxing and that some even go the brazilian route...it's supposed to make your ween look longer if its completely bare...

 

[JRB]

I wonder if he'll get a brazilian bikini wax...I was reading a magazine that interviewed a bunch of chicks that do waxing...and they said that a lot of men are coming in for waxing and that some even go the brazilian route...it's supposed to make your ween look longer if its completely bare...

That sounds like it would make the nuts hurt. I prefer the razor. It does wonders having the lawn mowed around the tree.

 

[bomberz1qr20]

I go down to the drug store every 5 years and buy some new clippers for $12 - $15.

Anything more than cutting your own hair is ghey.

 

[Ciaran]

...it's supposed to make your ween look longer if its completely bare...

Hmmm... LONGER you say? Now where did I put that razor?

Seriously, this thread is one of the reasons that I just don't cut my hair at all. If it was good enough for Jesus (Not the mexican dude, Hey Zeus) it's good enough for me. Long and scraggly is the way to go.

 

[DVNT]

Hmmm... LONGER you say? Now where did I put that razor?

Seriously, this thread is one of the reasons that I just don't cut my hair at all. If it was good enough for Jesus (Not the mexican dude, Hey Zeus) it's good enough for me. Long and scraggly is the way to go.

are you talking about Jesus having a big burning bush down there.....

just wanted to make sure you realized what kind of hair DHG was writing about

 

[dh girlie]

are you talking about Jesus having a big burning bush down there.....

just wanted to make sure you realized what kind of hair DHG was writing about

This post cracks me up!!

 

[Ciaran]

are you talking about Jesus having a big burning bush down there.....

just wanted to make sure you realized what kind of hair DHG was writing about

Hmmm... I leave Jesus' personal bush business to himself.

Yeah, I know what she was talking about. That's why I was looking for my razor. To make it look BIGGER!
But the thread was originally about the bush up top. Thats the long and scraggly part. If my wang is long that's OK... long AND scraggley, hmm, might have to see a doctor on that one. As long as I am not experiencing any burning, I am OK. I think...