There is a sasquatch forum???How do I get around a banning?
Can RM declare war on the sasquatch forum on my behalf?
BTW - if Golden Bananas have any power on other forums, we will gang rape bigfoot for you.How do I get around a banning?
Can RM declare war on the sasquatch forum on my behalf?
You should have asked this before joining a bigfoot discussion forum.WTF is wrong with me?
Well I wasnt banned, but I had some "You're not allowed access to this page" message for a while. Im sure I could be banned in one post, but Im trying to slyly earn their trust before exploding into a rage of relentless taunts and putdowns using any personal information they might share.How many posts did it take?
Really?That site sucks. It doesn't even have a classified section.
There is some awesome sh1t in there.Well I wasnt banned, but I had some "You're not allowed access to this page" message for a while. Im sure I could be banned in one post, but Im trying to slyly earn their trust before exploding into a rage of relentless taunts and putdowns using any personal information they might share.
JACOBS BIGFOOT PHOTOS LOOK LIKE THE BIGFOOT I SAW 1N 1977
Vending machines in Japan. HUGE market.Really?
How the hell are you supposed to sell your used bigfoot panties?
You are a fumblefingered fvckknuckle.None of those.
http://s2.excoboard.com/exco/index.php?boardid=18679
this one, unless it just doesnt work and Im not banned. Is the link working for you?
Edit: nevermind, Im not banned. WTF is wrong with me?
They're still idiots.
DUDE.Actually my ultimate goal is to tag along on one of their "expeditions" and maybe tip off a friend with a gorilla suit on where its going to be. Could be fun. Anyone interested?
Dude, I know, that's why I joined it. The "evolution vs. creationist" discussions are particularly hilarious.There is some awesome sh1t in there.
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How about they walk on two legs because they were made that way. The world is round because it was made that way too.
Make the time! Kizzi actually thought of the idea, but she's too short.DUDE.
If I didn't have a baby on the way, I'd fly out there to play sasquatch. Seriously.
I'm 6'3", but I could be bigfoot with some stilts and a wookie suit.
You should form an expedition to California to hunt the rare and never before photographed "vineyard yeti" of the wine country.Make the time! Kizzi actually thought of the idea, but she's too short.
I stood a post once across the ocean to help protect everyones right to believe as you wish. I realize a lot of individuals here enjoy the thought an evolution theory is the only correct way to think.
Why does Bigfoot walk like us? I believe he was created by a loving G-d. A G-d that created all creatures to be as they are within the environment. I do believe as I can change in the gym, getting stronger and prettier, is an example of pressure within an enviornment. So, creatures can adapt too.
Have my genes changed from a snail, to a rodent, to a monkey, to an ape, to man, I do not believe that can happen. The gene does not mutate like the theory of evolution likes to believe.
You should form an expedition to California to hunt the rare and never before photographed "vineyard yeti" of the wine country.
I'll even glue fur on the new baby to make it look like the yeti is raising it's young in the vineyards.
Not enough safeguards to protect delusional people from losing $300 though.Oh, if it were only so simple. Seems they have safeguards in effect for "hoaxing" ...
Oh no man, you get your money's worth, trust me. If you go read the forum labeled "expedition notes" you will see what I mean. Often people are "touched through the tent" or often record "bipedal movement" in the camp area. At the very least they hear "wood knocks" and are subject to "stone throwing" from territorial bigfoots.Not enough safeguards to protect delusional people from losing $300 though.
I'm not going to tell you what "wood knocks" mean on my camping trips.Oh no man, you get your money's worth, trust me. If you go read the forum labeled "expedition notes" you will see what I mean. Often people are "touched through the tent" or often record "bipedal movement" in the camp area. At the very least they hear "wood knocks" and are subject to "stone throwing" from territorial bigfoots.
Your swordfights involve more contact than just the pee stream? Is it more of a joust?I'm not going to tell you what "wood knocks" mean on my camping trips.
I don't play with swords. Are you telling me that you only camp with guys???Your swordfights involve more contact than just the pee stream? Is it more of a joust?
I shudder to think what "catching a sasquatch" may entail...I'm not going to tell you what "wood knocks" mean on my camping trips.
Oh, you think you can "out-weird" these people or something?Someone needs to go on there and take Manimal's suggestion of using the term "killing the squatch" to refer to getting laid. Tell some made up (or real if you've got a good one) story about a crazy night on there, and see what happens.
Oh yes, this man indeed witnessed a sasquatching touching itself.One encounter I had was definetly a female sasquatch. She had breasts. 2 of em. She sat on a stump about 20 yards from me. I pretended not to pay attention to her and just like a girl she started doing things to make sure I knew she was there. She gave a couple of hoots very high pitched and close together, like "hoot hoot" then a pause, then "hoot hoot" again. I did not turn to look at her and I don't think she liked that because she then began to throw pebbles at me. They were small pebbles, she didn't want to harm or scare me I imagine. I did pick up a pebble and toss it aside. Like, it was a nusance in my camp. I did glance in her direction, but never made eye contact. This may sound odd, but she was actually rubbing herself...I won't be graphic....and making a moaning sound. Like a distressed moan. During the night I know she came closer to camp...there was a small pile of stones outside my tent and what I swear to be menstrual blood drippings...small drips leading from my tent to the treeline. I imagine she was in heat? She did not come back the next day and I had no other activity to comment on.
Hell no I don't think I can "out-wierd" them. I can't even begin to comprehend competing with such insanity. I just think their reaction would be amusing.Oh, you think you can "out-weird" these people or something?
you can't make this **** up.I have knowledge, sir you are looking at a juvenille squatch.....thank you for your information...
Dammit, every time I plan a naked ride in Pisgah those wackos chase me all over the forrest yelling " look this one can ride a bike ". They just have no respect.Holy crap...they're having an NC "expedition" here! I'm so there...
http://s2.excoboard.com/exco/thread.php?forumid=151327&threadid=1776804
Are you that hairy?Dammit, every time I plan a naked ride in Pisgah those wackos chase me all over the forrest yelling " look this one can ride a bike ". They just have no respect.