I had to chase a thug off my property for stealing my lemons!
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If dh_g lived in FL she could have legally shot the mo' fo' no questions asked.
you should inject poisen into some of the lemons, maybe mark them or something, so you dont eat them.
dirtjumpP.1 said:
It reminds me of the old joke about the farmer who, having noticed that
watermelons were disappearing from his garden, posted a sign saying,
One of the watermelons in this garden is poisoned.
The next day at dawn he looked out and saw that no more watermelons had been
taken but the One on the sign had been crossed out. Now the sign said,
TWO of the watermelons in this garden is poisoned.
When I lived in Hawaii I was constantly chasing people away from my Papaya and Avocado trees.
If someone asked me I'd always let them have a few Avo's, but if they just walked up I released the hounds....(my neihbors Rotweiller)
If someone asked me I'd always let them have a few Avo's, but if they just walked up I released the hounds....(my neihbors Rotweiller)
Wait a second here....I think I saw some cleavage in here. Remove that now, for not only me, but the rest of the people I'm working with, are getting very offended here. We're all very sensitive, and when it comes to pornography such as this, the office falls completely apart. Oh wait.....I just thought of something....if I don't like it, I don't have to look at it! Now that's a f'in revalation. Or, wait....I could also just wipe the blood off my skirt, hide my string, and wipe those oh-so-sweet tears off my virgin cheeks and deal with it. Maybe that's what I'll do.....er, wait....I don't know....just the thought of it is upsetting me to the point where I just <sniff> might start <waaaambulance> getting upset here.....
Oh wait. I have a lemon tree also, and it's used extensively for making Yucca.
Oh wait. I have a lemon tree also, and it's used extensively for making Yucca.
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You've have surpassed N8 in lameness today.VA2SLOride said:
Boy, I'll say. WTF?loco said:You've have surpassed N8 in lameness today.
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Thanks man. Thats what I was going for. At least I didn't use any sarcasm.
Invest in a bb gun!
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Pay attention to what Johnny is saying to you, bro.VA2SLOride said:
Nice.....all this time I thought he was waving at the dorky Descendents avatar with the santa hat....
VA2SLOride said:
Yucca could not be a more appropriate name for that stuff. It goes down like silk and comes out like burlap.
The only time in my adult life that I have gotten so inebriated as to yak and/or blackout was as a result of yucca.
Fruit bat? For someone so "angry," you can't think of anything better?
Damn True said:
Well said.
Some little punk grade schooler has been picking my flowers everyday. I finally busted him yesterday. Kids these days have no respect.
I was laying it on lightly. You were just bitching and moaning, no need to unleash on you. No big deal.VA2SLOride said:
I know when to flame, and where to flame.
But hey, just don't post naked pics, and go along with the rest of the rules. If you got a post pulled off, don't sweat it.
There's PLENTY of naked chicks on the internet. No, it's true! This is the last place to look.
Water under the bridge.
WTF? I'm not trying to perpetuate this. It was all done with humorus intent in the beginning, and I thought some may appreciate a little sarcasm in light of what happened earlier.
And with that being said........
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I'm sorry....but "all that crap about loco?" I mentioned something about his avatar, and that was it, and it was in retaliation for something that he said to me. I'm sure you can understand....?
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I kind of thought it was funny. I can take crap. The fact that Milo is really a doctor, makes me think that he could take it too.VA2SLOride said:
Nice call, man.....lol. Not to toot my own horn, but I bet you don't get called on your avatar very often......loco said:I kind of thought it was funny. I can take crap. The fact that Milo is really a doctor, makes me think that he could take it too.
VA2SLOride said:
disclaimer: The Descendents are a punk band from the 80's, and I'm guessing if you're not from Socal, you may not have heard of them. I'm from VA, where many haven't. I could be wrong, however. I consider myself to be somewhat adept at music trivia.
You should talk to Narlus. He is the king of obscure musical referance. An encyclopedia of banality.
that's how i make my money. lemonade, and homemade hemp jewelry stands.H8R said:
Finally. Back to the lemons.
flatulant_man said:
Hippie
If you have a wound that gets infected, and puss starts to appear, how would you spell the description? Would it bear striking resemblence to slang for a part of the female anatomy?
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u can have some of myne
it's tough staying on top of the finnish freakscene these days.H8R said:
not to mention the endless permutations of the jewelled antler collective
This is a great thread...I'm highly amused...thanks
btw, lemons and limes (though I prefer limes) are a necessity of life. If I had the ability to grow them, any one who took them without permission would be subject to whatever torture I could dream up.
btw, lemons and limes (though I prefer limes) are a necessity of life. If I had the ability to grow them, any one who took them without permission would be subject to whatever torture I could dream up.
and it pisses me off when i turn on the lights and they scatter. its like no mister koala bear, come back, i wanna cuddle with you... and feed you a leafclancy98 said:
R.I.P mich