Ok, i have to write a 5 Paragraph paper for school i have 2 days and am just starting an outline and desperately need three topics on them to write about does any1 have any ideas?
please be respectful of both
please be respectful of both
I have to write a paper relating Jesus to Mohammed need help getting three topics
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Google is your friend. Seriously.
I'm almost positive it'll help you more than trying to sort through the bs that will be posted here in no more than 10 minutes.
"5 Paragraph paper" -- so one page?
OUTLINE
I. Intro
II. Jesus: early years
III. Mohammed: The return
IV. The final battle
V. Conclusion
One paragraph each, end with a space explosion.
I hate writing. I mean, who writes these days...
That was Jew-tastic!
has to be about their religious teachings not really about their lives
yeah im doin that too im kinda double tasking
any ideas?
irate2: there both deadPlease take no offense, but rather as honest feedback... if you're in high school and are having trouble with a one-page report, visit the learning lab to improve your report writing skills since it will haunt you the rest of your educational career.
My skills sucked until the first year of college when a teach pulled me aside and politely told me I was an idiot.
Even if your goals are math and science related, you still have to write reports on your findings.
My skills sucked until the first year of college when a teach pulled me aside and politely told me I was an idiot.
Even if your goals are math and science related, you still have to write reports on your findings.
I'm partial to the Batman and Spidey concept. You could link in how Jesus and Mohammed teachings are reflected in their respective actions.
Hmmm....you're trying to boil down 1,000's of pages into 5 paragraphs?!?!? w0w....
Just hit two major teachings of each religion and go nutz. It really shouldn't be all that hard to locate.
No no no this is different i can write very well this type of paper has about 25 overkill rules which u have to shove into each paragraph so that in hopes when ur just writing freely one day u will use a few of these rules in each paragraph, its a writing intensive class.
in my opinion though the whole idea is absurd
in my opinion though the whole idea is absurd
I am writing three pages on The Origins of Ethics and Morality. I keep laughing cause I am really laying on the BS with a trowel here. Man, this class is gonna suck.
Chances are im only going to rarely use paper writing in my later life anyway so its completely absurd
i have 2 days to write the paper i havnt got time for good grammar
anyways i hope it makes every1 happy but iv chosen my topics
I. Similarities of Jesus and Mahomet
II. Koran's inconsistencies with the bible and jewish law
III. How the prophets actions are reflected in their doctrines
but thanx for the help anyways i have gotten a few ideas from this
I. Similarities of Jesus and Mahomet
II. Koran's inconsistencies with the bible and jewish law
III. How the prophets actions are reflected in their doctrines
but thanx for the help anyways i have gotten a few ideas from this
is he messin with us... who gave him those ideas
we do need more janitors.
Chances are im only going to rarely use paper writing in my later life anyway so its completely absurd
u peeps did and i relly dont care as long as the paper gets doneis he messin with us... who gave him those ideas
Dear Lord...
dude i plan to become a medical surgeon and work for a masters degree, lil bit off from a janitor
hahaha
medical surgeon? As opposed to a medial sturgeon?
Yeah, you're right, doctors don't need to know how to communicate.
Don't look at me.
yeah....no writing skillz needed there.....you won't be inundated with paperwork or anything....Maybe that's why I could never read the prescriptions I was given....
"This say peryfexodonil.....500mg."
"You sure doc??!? It looks like a monkey f*ckin' a coconut..."
havent u ever seen the show "house" that doctor can communicate for squat
lol no i just enjoy usin slangs apart from that my IQ is 127 not to shabby anyway
Both Muslims and and English teachers will murder you for this.
Also, in your report, don't forget to add pictures.
Quiet or il cut ur head open with a scalpel!!!
mine's 131 and I'm a fvcking retarded idiot.
Well, hey, at least you can bury your mistakes
Hey, kid, here's a clue. Medical school and masters degrees require lots and lots of writing, and if you do, in fact, decide to persue these things, they will require lots of independant thinking as well as good grammar.
If you are under the absolutely incredible delusion that you will rarely use writing later in life, you may want to actually have a conversation with people who have gone beyond high school and college and are actually existing day-to-day in the real world.
Writing happens. All the time. You need to write emails, memos, announcements, resumes and a million other things on a daily basis. Also, let me tell you something else: nobody cares what your IQ is if you can't write or think.
ok i gotta get back to writing my paper chances are im gona get a temporary ban for this alredy
Hey, kid, here's a clue. Medical school and masters degrees require lots and lots of writing, and if you do, in fact, decide to persue these things, they will require lots of independant thinking as well as good grammar.
If you are under the absolutely incredible delusion that you will rarely use writing later in life, you may want to actually have a conversation with people who have gone beyond high school and college and are actually existing day-to-day in the real world.
Writing happens. All the time. You need to write emails, memos, announcements, resumes and a million other things on a daily basis.
i know but seriously though i am kidding i do have good writing skills its generally whether i feel like using them or not
and for proof im almost halfway done my paper alredy
Hey, kid, here's a clue. Medical school and masters degrees require lots and lots of writing, and if you do, in fact, decide to persue these things, they will require lots of independant thinking as well as good grammar.
If you are under the absolutely incredible delusion that you will rarely use writing later in life, you may want to actually have a conversation with people who have gone beyond high school and college and are actually existing day-to-day in the real world.
Writing happens. All the time. You need to write emails, memos, announcements, resumes and a million other things on a daily basis.
Not to mention it's gonna take more than a masters degree before any hospital in the US is gonna let you in an operating room.
duh no1 generally starts out as a surgeon generally a surgeons assistant for the 1st year or two
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