wish I was there.
I love Oktoberfest...
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This is the first year I havent been to munchen, stuutgart or frankfurt for the festivities, kinda bummed.
Das ist gut, ja?
yes! & time for great seasonal biers!
prost!
prost!
Octoberfest? Is that German for underage girls?
Mmmmm beer. But why do I suddenly have the urge for a glass of milk??
^^^^
Must spread rep.
Must spread rep.
Schnell!
I think I will move to germany for a bit
your title say's free weiners so I am assuming you will be enjoying lots of schnitlez.
the last one cost you a set of tits though....
Good comedy is best left woven inside your brain. Stating the obvious should be left to the less experienced...
Oh, wait.
consider it a humanitarian mission, making this world a more pretty place.
teh jeebus will reward you in the afterlife.
I love little boys.
John 12:18
John 12:18
Your two breasts are like two fawns, Twins of a gazelle.
Song of Solomon 7:3
Which I guess mean they are bouncy.
Song of Solomon 7:3
Which I guess mean they are bouncy.
one chest at a time, I am making this world a better place
Ban....
You're doing it wrong, let me help.
I'm conflicted with that last picture. If she had smaller tits she could carry more beer.
and that's got to be one strong woman.
She would also need bigger hands, not a swap I'm willing to make.
Mmmm beer.
Come on guys...focus!
You'll note the glasses at the Hoffbrau House are only about 1/2 full. 
That place sucks...
That place sucks...
I googled "german beer servers" and got this:
NTTAWWT
NTTAWWT
Focus, grasshopper...
That's a one liter glass. Do you need more beer, you friggin lush?You'll note the glasses at the Hoffbrau House are only about 1/2 full.
That place sucks...
Why yes... yes I do.
Besides - if you pay for a liter... why should you only get 1/2 beer and 1/2 head?
Hold on... that might work for me.
It's all part of the experience. Everyone else is getting the same amount of beer as you. Besides, that head will fizz half way back up.Why yes... yes I do.
Besides - if you pay for a liter... why should you only get 1/2 beer and 1/2 head?
Hold on... that might work for me.
I focus on the beer, as instructed by my wife.
jesus. what size is your beer mug/glass?
What is? Getting screwed at the HB House? Yeah... you're probably right.
the Kristallweizen tent at the fest is by far the best place to go on saturday night. its more of the college age crowd and better music.
plus the fights are hilarious and everyone shakes hands afterwards.
plus the fights are hilarious and everyone shakes hands afterwards.
I see one more place where she could fit in a extra beer. Then, she could even tilt her chin down to grab a sip if she was thirsty.
Until you said "tilt her chin down" I was thinking more like PIIHB type deal.