I Love The Ranch Tooth!
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The look on the tooth's face is priceless!
ranch....
ranch....
That ranch chicken sandwhich is tasty. I never get it though because I have to stick to the dollar menu typically.
I prefer the Burger King "Chicken Fries" commercial campaign with the metal band.... or even their "subserviant chicken" deal they did a while back.....
stinkyboy said:
Apparently just go buy a slipknot alblum....
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0817052slipknot1.html
Slipknot's Burger King Beef
Metal band threatens lawsuit over chain's chicken fries campaign
AUGUST 17--Claiming that its image and persona have been hijacked as part of a marketing campaign for Burger King's new chicken fries, the costumed heavy metal band Slipknot is threatening the fast food giant with legal action. In the below August 4 letter, the band's lawyers charge that Coq Roq--a mock metal band featured in new Burger King commercials--was created as a "look-alike, sound alike 'band' in order to influence the Slipknot generation to purchase Chicken Fries." Counsel for the band (which is pictured at right) notes that Coq Roq--whose masked members are supposed to resemble badass chickens--has blatantly copied several of Slipknot's signature masks, including a gas mask, a kabuki-style face covering, and a mask with dreadlocks attached. Coq Roq's lead guitarist, The Talisman, is pictured at left. Details of Slipknot's beef with Burger King surfaced in connection with an August 12 federal court filing made by the fast food company and its advertising firm. Burger King wants a U.S. District Court judge in Miami to issue a "declaratory judgment" that the Coq Roq campaign does not infringe on Slipknot's publicity and trademark rights. As for the similar masks, Burger King lawyers--who apparently read the metal mag Revolver--note that many groups "wear masks and/or make-up to accomplish a mask-like effect, including but not limited to the bands KISS, Gwar, Insane Clown Posse, Mushroomhead, Mudvayne, Marilyn Manson, Los Straitjackets, and the Spits." (10 pages)
BTW, here is the official band website
http://www.coqroq.com/
You can watch the vids, and also listen to 4 MP3's (DL them if your a mac user)
Listen to Nice box. Total Soundgarden rip off from when they were good (badmotofinger or earlier...)
Pretty good marketing if you ask me...
(sorry to distract from ranch tooth)
http://www.coqroq.com/
You can watch the vids, and also listen to 4 MP3's (DL them if your a mac user)
Listen to Nice box. Total Soundgarden rip off from when they were good (badmotofinger or earlier...)
Pretty good marketing if you ask me...
(sorry to distract from ranch tooth)
Yet another cultural phenomenon that I will sadly "miss" out on...... 
where can i find a video of this ranch tooth. i've never seen the comercial.
The ranch tooth makes me want to kill puppies.
Every time Stinkyboy brings up the ranch tooth, God kills a kitten.binary visions said:
I have a Beer tooth. A bunch of other ones too 
neaky:
neaky:Here's the first one, but the poker one is funnier:laura said:
http://www.adwired.com/content/spot_stream.jhtml?f=plain&key=20419&WebLogicSession=QvvOKYGkZsiXMLPVkulWuqYn5XmaTtK7hS8YS1xQOjC1s7HEj1jY
For some reason, I just don't get it...
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