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crkt

Monkey
Nov 5, 2008
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In the woods
so i just got my wisdom teeth out this morning and they let me keep the teeth. what do you think? theres got to be some kind of weirdness i can accomplish with these buggers

i was thinkin a christmas present to a not so special someone
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
14,591
6
always carry them w/ you.

wherever you eat (pref upscale), spit one out claiming to have bit on something hard.

you'll eat for free, & no one will challenge you on this, provided you're a one-hit-wonder
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,379
1
Oz
Drill a hole, make nipple rings for someone not so special in your life.

"Look, I'll always want to be chewin on your juggs, so now I always can be..."
 

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
20,271
7,798
Transylvania 90210
Ebay

Someone will buy them.
you cannot ebay body parts. some porn star tried to sell her "lip trimmings" after a surgery to make things look less like bubble gum, and she got shut down. there have been other "less interesting" attempts at selling parts on ebay.

i would like to buy them. i know a girl with a tooth fetish. i already got her one tooth and she went nuts. i'd like to see what happens if i get her more. can you provide pix and a price?

... or you could plant the tooth in a bowl with some soda and grow a mini-city like lisa simpson did in Treehouse of Horror VII.
 
Aug 6, 2007
61
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amish country
drill holes in them put them on a human hair necklace and ask girls if they are a size 12. then comment on their clear complexion. you will also need a small dog named precious and a pit in your basement.

or valve caps:disgust1: