This might explain why I such a regularly bitter asshole as of late...I ride bikes because it is my happy place.
This...and that heavy, frequent cocaine use is also discouraged (even if it is a less expensive alternative to bikes)I ride bikes because killing people is frowned upon.
FIFY.I'm still trying to hit a corner perfectly.
I'm not sure about the spandex and "good" thing... I shall leave that decision up to the intertoobz. But the dump in the woods thing - yeah.Because I look great in spandex and it's the best way I know of to get really far into the backcountry to leave a dump under a fallen tree. Just ask @SkaredShtles.
FIFY.
I'm kinda disappointed that you don't have a Handlebar mustache.I'm not sure about the spandex and "good" thing... I shall leave that decision up to the intertoobz. But the dump in the woods thing - yeah.
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