There was a guy like him that came to the pub I worked in. He was in his late 70's and was into salsa dancing. Every woman in the place danced with him. Really cool guy, no creepy old guy vibe at all, he just seemed to appreciate life.i want to come back as this guy...
mashing gash at 72...
Thanks for that Mr Cheery. You're not about to throw the rope over the rafter are you mate?There's no reincarnation...
You're worm food, dude.
Skim, 1%, whole?No idea what I'll come back as next, but I think in the past I was a can of condensed milk...
Don't short yourself...they get skidded up just like anyone elses.jennifer anistons panties
I wanna come back as the worm that will eat me.There's no reincarnation...
You're worm food, dude.
There are easier ways, they just cost money...Then I'll finally be able to say that I was inside a Hot Asian Chick.
No - I'm living it up now... 'cause I've no illusions of what's next.Thanks for that Mr Cheery. You're not about to throw the rope over the rafter are you mate?
What dogs eat birds?I wanna come back as the worm that will eat me.
Then I wanna come back as a Bird that eats the worm that ate me.
Then I wanna come back as a Dog that eats the Bird that ate the Worm that ate Me.
Then I wanna come back as the Hot Asian Chick that eats the Dog that eats the Bird that ate the Worm that ate Me.
Then I'll finally be able to say that I was inside a Hot Asian Chick.
And lick your own nuts, too.I would rather be reincarnated as a dog so I could take a big steaming dump on my neighbors lawn.
And I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass to see where those skids come from. (Hers, not everyone elses)Don't short yourself...they get skidded up just like anyone elses.
Woah.And I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass to see where those skids come from. (Hers, not everyone elses)
No - they RETRIEVE birds. They don't eat them.Bird dogs??
Organic, free range cornish hen.The other day Jack caught a robin & maimed it then left the damn thing all twitching on the lawn.
I had to finish the job. Luckily I was wearing shoes at the time.
organic my ass. that was a city bird.Organic, free range cornish hen.
How can you tell? Did he have his little saggy bird jeans below his buttorganic my ass. that was a city bird.
prolly on drugs too.
How can you tell? Did he have his little saggy bird jeans below his butt
Did he get eaten by a hot Asian chick?My springer spaniel used to regularly pluck pigeons mid flight and eat them up. He was good at ripping feathers off first too. Such a good dog.. miss him.