I'd get a bunch of slaves that do everything.
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing.
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing.
If I were God ....
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I kinda dig Asians, myself.
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Funny - I thought of Norwegian lesbians when MMike mentioned pleated jeans, too.
just make sure you do something to make grapes taste better than they do now.DRB said:
I'd make DRB marry MMike.
mmm... bacon 
You must die. I alone am best.Westy said:
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I don't think you can proclaim yourself as "God of Friday".DRB said:
DRB said:
You won't be so brash when you are holding MMike's hand and gently kissing him on the cheek.
Life is like a penis most people dont know itloco said:I don't think you can proclaim yourself as "God of Friday".
But most people suck so they usually blow it
Will he buy me pretty things?
Cheek implants...MMike said:
MMike said:
Only when you put out.
Like a game of hide and seek its all over if I see yaWesty said:
Cause your yellower than tinkle and youll be running like diarrhea
Will I have to grow a Freddie Mercury moustache?
Cause life is a game that no one winsMMike said:
But you deserve a headstart the way your lifes goin
So throw in the towel cause your life aint ****
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Thou shalt not wear tube sox with flip flops
Thou shalt not worship fals Billy Idols and thou shall add the book of flava flav to the bible
Stop as I drop this bomb
Blow up this place like another Vietnam
Heavy like a Tyson blow to the dome
Back up son, give me room, give me room
To set it off like this, don't give it up
I'm all up in you till you just can't get enough
Real hard to the bone
You want more?,
I sneak up on you like a sniper atchya backdoor!
Fat flava for your brain
You know the time
So check the rack cause I'm gonna get mine
Roll up on you like Eastwood
Blowin' up 15's as I'm ridin' through your neighborhood!!!!
Blow up this place like another Vietnam
Heavy like a Tyson blow to the dome
Back up son, give me room, give me room
To set it off like this, don't give it up
I'm all up in you till you just can't get enough
Real hard to the bone
You want more?,
I sneak up on you like a sniper atchya backdoor!
Fat flava for your brain
You know the time
So check the rack cause I'm gonna get mine
Roll up on you like Eastwood
Blowin' up 15's as I'm ridin' through your neighborhood!!!!
if i were god...i'd have Dungen set up camp in DRB's backyard and play continuously.
narlus said:
Your Dungen sotd is playing in my itunes player this minute....
I wish I knew what they were saying.
I would rather slurp rancid tunasalad out of my own a$$.narlus said:
DRB said:
Fixed, if'n I twere the big man.
You got your jesus on the dashbord but the devils under my hoodWesty said:
Youre taking it down legal Im pullin it up to no good
God is your co-pilot I let satan ride shotgun
I'm just a pawn in this game
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...wheneva it feels right...
I thought you already had one ?MMike said:
Life's short and hard like a bodybuilding elf.
If I were god........
I'd do two chicks at the same time.
I'd do two chicks at the same time.
Westy said:
don't you think you should start with one ? then work you way up to 2 ?
Its hard to rhyme a word like vagina.Westy said:
And chaps.Ciaran said:
Oh I've been working on it. Right now I'm on one very large woman, figured that would be the easiest transition.splat said:
Been there, done that....Westy said:
It's a goal worth pursuing......
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Don't you mean if you were Lawrence???Westy said: