just calling to tell you that i got you a present...
someone's dirty
VD is nothing to clap about!
"Hi, is this ...uh....damn - sorry but I forgot your name. Uh, remember that night we met at that party, then I bought you some Taco Bell and you sucked my dick in the parking lot? Yeah, sorry I never called you back, but you may want to get checked out."
Something like that, right?
Something like that, right?
Just tell them straight out, don't beat around the bush.
I pinch.
I wouldnt say anything...
J
JRB
Guest
No pinch. No pinch.blue said:
Maybe little pinch?loco said:
is that from the conversation between a honda element and a crab? sounds somewhat familiar...blue said:
Follow up question:
Is it acceptable to PUNCH a woman who KNOWINGLY gives you an STD?
Is it acceptable to PUNCH a woman who KNOWINGLY gives you an STD?
I am a bit of a hodgepodge.
All the responses..... oh all the responses.LordOpie said:
Dude, I hope this doesn't mean what I think it means. Am I gonna have to put a plastic garbage bag around your saddle if we ever go riding together someday and we decide to check out the other's ride?LordOpie said:
I'd say........Bitch!!! Look what you gave me!!!!!:mumble:LordOpie said:
You don't really want me to do you? You got at least one for reputation.....LordOpie said:
You bastard and you told me you loved me!BurlyShirley said:
Remember that time you got that eye infection after the angry pirate incident? (sorry about that, but you said you wanted to try something new.)LordOpie said:
Well, I now know the reason you have to wear a patch on your eye.
Either use http://www.inspot.org/gateway.aspx
or write a poem
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My dick itches
So I wanted to warn you
or write a poem
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My dick itches
So I wanted to warn you
I'd tell them to stop riding tractors in their bathing suits.
LordOpie said:
How pissed was miSSionary when you told him you gave Level Betty crabs? That must have been a super productive conversation.
You said you liked presents? Well this is the gift that keeps on giving.
J
JRB
Guest
I'm sure he just told Opie that he rode more than him. Opie then said, I'm sure, that he was busy riding LB instead of his bike. Then they threatend one another and then made everyone's heads hurt.DRB said:
I've just been itching to tell you something
.....
approved!
What if there is no bush?
Probably why you got the STD.
Only in the stomach, and only if she is pregnant...
rep given
Let me guess, you need to tell everyone about your severe case of Vaganosis or is it Pussitous?...................... Maybe both?