[JRB]

I was rubbing some Desitin on Caroline's bum when she coughed and spewed crap across the room. I couldn't see out of my left lense and had to change shirts. In addition, they had to mop the floor. Boys are dangerous because they will pee on you my ass.

 

[JRB]

Oh yeah - I don't have pics.

 

[Tenchiro]

Did you bring enough Destin for all of us?

 

[JRB]

No - Destin is in Florida. Desitin is for raw asses, and I fear that we will have to use it all on N8's after sam_little gets done with N8's ass.

 

[Ciaran]

I was rubbing some Desitin on Caroline's bum when she coughed and spewed crap across the room. I couldn't see out of my left lense and had to change shirts. In addition, they had to mop the floor. Boys are dangerous because they will pee on you my ass.

Sounds like she was trying to cast forth her first frat. Have you taught her the All-O-Gistics yet? Go little girl Milo, go!

Man, I wish someone had a camera at that moment. I bet the look on your face was priceless.

 

[JRB]

<snip>I bet the look on your face was priceless.

If it wasn't, I'm sure the poo poo was.

 

[hooples3]

I was rubbing some Desitin on Caroline's bum when she coughed and spewed crap across the room. I couldn't see out of my left lense and had to change shirts. In addition, they had to mop the floor. Boys are dangerous because they will pee on you my ass.

yummie!!!!

 

[JRB]

She almost got me again at 4, but I dodged it. It did travel at least 5 feet.

 

[Dirtface]

Yea!!! Spewing poop! Girls are bad at that. My daughter was in the hospital at 18 months with an IV (stomach virus and dehydrated). I "heard" it. We walked over to her crib in the hospital and opened her diaper. Holy crap! It was total poop juice that went EVERYWHERE. The nurse walked in and said, "oh yeah, I should have warned you about that." Not sure what was worse, the smell or the poop juice on our shoes. Ugh.

 

[dburatti]

I'll stick with pets. You guys can enhoy your kids.

D

 

[McGRP01]

She almost got me again at 4, but I dodged it. It did travel at least 5 feet.

Wow, I never had any poop/pee issues with my daughter. ::knock on wood:: I begin boy diaper changing on Tues., and I hear the horror stories. Wish me luck!

 

[Wumpus]

Wow, I never had any poop/pee issues with my daughter. ::knock on wood:: I begin boy diaper changing on Tues., and I hear the horror stories. Wish me luck!

The first two have only got me a couple of times. The best one was when I was changing Nathan on the changing table and I was bending down to get a diaper, he nailed me right in the side of the head.

 

[Wumpus]

I was rubbing some Desitin on Caroline's bum when she coughed and spewed crap across the room. I couldn't see out of my left lense and had to change shirts. In addition, they had to mop the floor. Boys are dangerous because they will pee on you my ass.

eye protection:

Is that you, Loco? You're looking like Manzidude.