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binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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llkoolkeg said:
Unless big bro asks for more, of course. :eek:
LL, you seem to speak with the voice of experience.. I am a little worried.

If you need to talk, we are here for you. You don't have to face it alone.
 

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
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wow this thread is getting a little strange in that west virginia way. note the new avatar however. take a minute to appreciate the finer things life, things like brazil.
 

stosh

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bigginsis said:
if you mean biggins, he's LITTLE bro.

i love people who have half a mind in the gutter. :D :sneaky:
Well you do live below the Mason Dixon line.
 

stosh

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I saw it earlier and it's sick. Odd the hands in the pictures appear to be someone elses...
 

stosh

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bigginsis said:
if you ain't good enough fer yer own famly you ain't good enuf fer noone else.
And now I'm going to agree with Biggins, this thread is getting a little strange.
 

biggins

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stosh said:
I saw it earlier and it's sick. Odd the hands in the pictures appear to be someone elses...

yeah they are the hands of another woman. i love women. and i love asses. but more importantly i love women touching other womens asses.
 

stosh

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biggins said:
yeah they are the hands of another woman. i love women. and i love asses. but more importantly i love women touching other womens asses.
you need a pic where the hands are "cupping" it more though.
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
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golgiaparatus said:
Okay, Im going to have to ask you to stop complaining about the Brazilian ass fondling picture :angry: Personally I think its the work of a photographical genius...
I'm not really complaing. It's an awesome pic....
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
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in da shed, mon, in da shed
bigginsis said:
if you mean biggins, he's LITTLE bro.

i love people who have half a mind in the gutter..
Well than I am very sorry for you indeed. There are many natural and pharmaceutical remedies now for those who fear the more invasive surgical procedures. :D

At LEAST half my mind is in the gutter at any given moment; that frees up the other half to concoct clever and inventive ways to do nothing at all.

binary visions said:
LL, you seem to speak with the voice of experience.. I am a little worried.

If you need to talk, we are here for you. You don't have to face it alone.
I AM the voice of experience compared to you, young whippersnacker! Fear not the reaper...

Thanks for the kind words. If I ever need decide to go native, I'll be sure to look you up. ;)


OK now- no more replies to my stupidity, please. You all are seriously hampering my ability to have the last word! :devil:
 
well there are slut-lutions for that

http://teddygirl.com/curvibrief.html has a solution for him...

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llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
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in da shed, mon, in da shed
Great Caesar's Ghost...a redbeard sighting! It's certainly soothing to know that whenever the phunk of phermones reaches a certain threshold, you appear in a puff of smoke and a clap of thunder to reclaim your rightful station. Where were you anyways? Have you finally discovered the fabled islands of Lesbos and Amazon?
 
bigginsis said:
if you mean biggins, he's LITTLE bro.

i love people who have half a mind in the gutter. :D :sneaky:

:redX:

well, since you are such a kind sister to your LITTLE bro, they make pumps that increase the blood flow and you may want to hand pump that up for him so he can attract a lady with some rump grabbage material back there. clearly the lack of glutious maximus protrudage is a sign of a lack of ride time... every monkey needs a woman who apprieciates the finer things in life like knobbies.

;)
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
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llkoolkeg said:
I AM the voice of experience compared to you, young whippersnacker!
For that, I am grateful. I wish no experience in that particular subject area.

As an aside, considering the age that most West Virginians start activities of that nature, your comparitive maturity may actually work against you if experience in that field is desired. :D
 
llkoolkeg said:
Great Caesar's Ghost...a redbeard sighting! It's certainly soothing to know that whenever the phunk of phermones reaches a certain threshold, you appear in a puff of smoke and a clap of thunder to reclaim your rightful station. Where were you anyways? Have you finally discovered the fabled islands of Lesbos and Amazon?
ROTFLMAO

ha ha ha ha

well the youngster (under 30) I spent the most time with this summer is taller then I am.... and she does have tattoos in places I would not stick a needle! .... and well I did just meet a rigid old school riding blond lady who is actually a woman my own age and fit to be tied and who, while waiting for her dog to heal from surgery at CSU vet school, has been parking in my driveway and useing my shower... she will head back to southern colorado soon.....

I have spent most of my time of late on the motorcycle or just out and about... took the summer off... so now that I am building up my web site and business and looking for anything from w2 work to 1099 work.... i am online again! :evil: once i got over the urge to google images of aria giovanni i just recently started checking into the monkey once and a while... cause that ride with Snickryder and Squeek ... really hit home that I could really use a newer bike then the steel stumpcomp xt classic from 88...

actually i need to tear my bike apart and repack and rebuild the drive train, not to derail this biggins sister's compassionate thread to save her man, I mean brother, but does anyone know where to get parts for old 6 speed cassette sets? and chains to fit the old stuff? I need to spoke up my last 'new' old rim for the beast... i bought spares when i bought the bike way back when in 1988.... hey biggins, wherent you born in 1980?

ha ha ha....

thanks for reckonizing old school redbeard fiend..... makes me all tingly inside man! :love:
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
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BarbaRosa said:
ooooo man...
that brasil shot inspired a google...

found
some felicia
:thumb: :eek: now that should be the olympic uniform, eh
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
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binary visions said:
For that, I am grateful. I wish no experience in that particular subject area.

As an aside, considering the age that most West Virginians start activities of that nature, your comparitive maturity may actually work against you if experience in that field is desired. :D
Neither do I, young grasshopper. My experiences are limited to those with different surnames than my own. Exploration of "that particular subject area" will have to be carried on by those less set in their ways than I.

After re-reading my series of infantile posts in this thread, your notation of my comparative maturity calls into serious question your own powers of judgement!

And now for my Perry Mason sendoff:
Are you, IN FACT, accusing me of familial fornication MERELY TO DISTRACT THIS COURT FROM THE ONLY LOGICAL CONCLUSION DERIVABLE FROM THE FACTS HERE ENTERED INTO EVIDENCE!!! That YOU- Binary Visions, are in a SADISTIC, TWISTED, CARNAL ORGY OF DESPAIR with (gasp) YOUR OWN BLOOD SIBLING! Oh the shame of it all... ;)

Now please, PLEASE quit replying so I can get back to work! :nope:
 

s1ngletrack

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llkoolkeg said:
Neither do I, young grasshopper. My experiences are limited to those with different surnames than my own. Exploration of "that particular subject area" will have to be carried on by those less set in their ways than I.

After re-reading my series of infantile posts in this thread, your notation of my comparative maturity calls into serious question your own powers of judgement!

And now for my Perry Mason sendoff:
Are you, IN FACT, accusing me of familial fornication MERELY TO DISTRACT THIS COURT FROM THE ONLY LOGICAL CONCLUSION DERIVABLE FROM THE FACTS HERE ENTERED INTO EVIDENCE!!! That YOU- Binary Visions, are in a SADISTIC, TWISTED, CARNAL ORGY OF DESPAIR with (gasp) YOUR OWN BLOOD SIBLING! Oh the shame of it all... ;)



Now please, PLEASE quit replying so I can get back to work! :nope:

Now that is some funny sh*t!! :D
 

punkassean

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T-Pirate said:
Yeah especially with all the hot girls that hang out to compare femullets at said locations these days.
OMG stopped at the Chevron somewhere near Nevada City to get a "Javalanche" frosty coffee beverage the other day. Saw the hottest femullet ever! Chick had graying hair and super duper feathered fenders with massive puffy bangs and the rear was all-party-all-the-time. Soooo friggin' hot! It made me want to shotgun a few tall cans and git 'er dun!
 

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
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lets get away from the mullets and back to the rumps. someone post a nice rump pic for me please.
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
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punkassean said:
here's a pic of a rump on the front, if you're into that sort of thing...

you f'ing win!!!

That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen yet so f'ing funny at the same time!!!
 

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
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that is so disgusting if yuo do not redeem yourself with a photo of a nice butt i will seek revenge upon you. sweet sweet revenge.
 

DVNT

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um...err.... can we make this thread sticky?














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