[Fshflys]

So if a suicide bomber is female, is she entitled to 72 virgins in the afterlife?

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Nope, however she is entitled to the remains of the other suicide bombers. You figure with all of them put together, there should be enough parts to make at least a 1/3 of a person.

 

[jimmydean]

That's why they switched to females, they are starting to run low on the virgins.

 

[JohnE]

There is a reason they make it to the afterlife as virgins...ucking fugly...