Those who survived that monkey fest will never forget.
It saddens me to report Cosntable Funsponge has passed away .....
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can haz story time?
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that's not the story i was hoping for
i see.
For the ones that didn't survive MonkeyFest.
Never forget.
Never forget.
How do you celebrate the deaths of cops that actually gave you a ticket? 
That thread is like Facebook clickbait where the link says "Click HERE to see what Obama was caught doing while his wife was away!!" and then you click the link and it's him drinking a coffee.
RIP CFS. Bet he's still rocking those sock/sandals up in the sky.
I'm predicting an epidemic of people falling in holes in that field since there is no one to warm everyone now.
I'm predicting an epidemic of people falling in holes in that field since there is no one to warm everyone now.
noooooo who will we antagonize now? RIP in peace you brave sweatpants wearing man of the law.
Get off my Lawn!
So I'm guessing there is also a Constable opening in the area now? I'm thinking that JBP should apply... that way we'll have a man on the inside and we can park anywhere we want in that field Muh ha ha ha ha ha (evil laugh).
and lots of illegal parking
Aw man! I thought that guy was gonna be around forever! I'm definitely going to be the one to fall in that field and get hurt now!
you thought he was going to be around forever? christ, that guy was older than the town!!
Exactly! The town is now going to slowly self-destruct without his leadership and protection!
i hope they erect a statue of him in that outfit we saw him in
Hopefully it would be a statue of him sleeping at the Burke Bike & Brewfest years ago.
he was conserving his energy for a long day of towing carsHopefully it would be a statue of him sleeping at the Burke Bike & Brewfest years ago.
For a long day of blathering about towing cars and his good friends, unfortunately busy, in the VSP.