[DRB]

I have been soliciting myself so I can buy a wok.

That's just pathetic.

 

[ncrider]

Nobody considered soliciting me? I'll tell you the exact ratio of lube to friction that brings optimal performance.

Hock line and sinker, eh BV.

 

[binary visions]

The size of my genitalia is pathetic.

I'm sorry, DRB. There are support groups for that kind of thing, though.

Hock line and sinker, eh BV.

I'm sorry, how does a hock relate to this?

 

[Ciaran]

Have you seen the show I do down in Mexico? Here's my co-star... 18 and older please.

Ahhh so that was you doing that show! Can you still shoot the ping pong balls out of your... uhh... you know...

 

[DRB]

There are support groups for my hock related fetishes but they don't seem to do anything but increase my desire?

Wow. I don't even wanna know what that entails.

 

[chicodude]

Wow. I really REALLY wanna know what that entails

Doesn't suprise me

 

[DRB]

Ahhh so you continued the show without me! I miss catching the ping pong balls you shot out of your... uhh... you know...

Not good. Not good at all.

 

[H8R]

Circumcise me

You got it.

 

[ncrider]

You got what I need chicodude01.

Another RM connection is made.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

I made the RM connection with H8R.

Whoa....no Reamin' the Manhole here bro......sheesh.....

 

[ncrider]

YES....Ream my Manhole harder bro......yes.....

Umm, so how bout them Padres?

 

[Crazy Sweeper]

I want to get it on with the Padres

whatever floats your boat.

 

[DRB]

Fat hairy men float my boat.

I wouldn't posted that.

 

[ncrider]

I wouldn't boubt that.

Me neither.

 

[DRB]

Me neither you no spelling bastard.

Guess you can take the boy out of NC but you can't take NC spelling out of the boy. (this isn't going to be good).

 

[johnbryanpeters]

DRB, put it to my neither regions.

You speak in dialect?

 

[ncrider]

No you can NOT take my boy toy, but you can tell me to F-off about your spelling.

Thanks

 

[Andy_B]

Thanks for the cleveland steamer

Good to see your happy

 

[Secret Squirrel]

I like nc's happy juice on me after I lay a cleveland steamer on him.

That's so many levels of wrong it almost nullifies itself..... ink:

 

[ncrider]

There's so many posts of homo talk it almost nullifies itself..... ink:

What's wrong Mr.Squirrel? Haven't gotten any nut lately?

 

[Crazy Sweeper]

I nut when playing Mr.Squirrel's rusty trombone.

I didn't know you played that.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

LOL!! Awesome!

What's goin' on in there Mr.Squirrel? Are you using any lube with that??

Just tryin' to get a nut....

 

[ncrider]

Just tryin' to get nut in my eye.

To much info Mr. Squirrel.

 

[DRB]

Awesome! I love salty nuts....

Cool...... I think.

 

[robdamanii]

Too much of me in Mr. Squirrel.

Nasty. Couldn't you have kept it to yourself?

 

[DRB]

I like to touch myself with a dead racoon? Is that nasty?

No that's not nasty, its disgusting.

 

[robdamanii]

No that's nasty, and its turning me on.

Are you saying you want a threesome?

 

[ncrider]

I want a threesome! DRB, me, and the dead racoon!

And I want a million dollars.

 

[arboc!]

Are you saying you want a threesome... cuz im down

sodomy is bad... and illegal

 

[ncrider]

sodomy is bad... and illegal... and that's why I love it so very much.

Oh now thats just creepy.

 

[arboc!]

Oh now thats just sexy.

you can come too

 

[Ciaran]

OK, I'm done... you can come all over me too

Dang, hot RM luvin' goin' on here.

 

[chicodude]

you can come on me too

Whoa.....just whoa..

 

[JRB]

Whoa.....just whoa..

uhm - you wouldn't have troubles will the pony if you had your Wranglers on.

 

[ncrider]

Whoa.....just whoa!!!! I said lube it up first, gosh!

OK, I'm out. This thread has gone to far for me.

 

[robdamanii]

OK, I'm in. No thread can go too far for me.

I always knew you were a trooper.

 

[DRB]

OK, I'm out. This thread is going from funny to the story of my life.

No wonder you left NC for California.

 

[Ciaran]

uhm - I have troubles with the camel toe in my Wranglers. I shoulda worn chick pants.

See... dhg was right about your Wranglers









I'm leaving myself wide open on that one

 

[chicodude]

I am wearing the pants of the girl in my avatar

I woulda never thought...

 

[robdamanii]

I woulda never thought we wore the same pants.

Really? I guess you learn something new every day.