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iwrestledabearonce - crabby joe, i need a review

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
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sir, i need your input on these guys. good, bad, or meh :confused:
i kinda want to like them. they are clever, but i'm not sure i dig the execution.





 

CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick
Nov 30, 2003
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I dig em, for 5 main reasons:

1) Krysta Cameron. Hot.
2) How many different styles they incorporate and make it work.
3) The term "Metal just got gay." It speaks for itself, and how little they take themselves seriously.
4) Krysta Cameron. Hot.
5) The blast beat/scream part in "Tastes Like Kevin Bacon" right after the harp part.
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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stunning!

spellbinding!

she has the voice of a angel!

i hope their tour bus rolls over on them!
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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you can make her growl like a bear when you stick it in her dumper.
 

CurbJumper

Turbo Monkey
Aug 31, 2010
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As an old school metal head, I actually love 'em. And the singer isn't too hard on the eyes either :thumb:

*Edit: should've read the thread first...
 

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
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They should change their name to Monkeyswithtypewriters. I actually don't know whether to be impressed or appalled.
 

TheMontashu

Pourly Tatteued Jeu
Mar 15, 2004
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Some of my friends are into that band, a friend of mine actually got on stage durring warped tour and did vocals for a couple songs.

I'm ganna say no to them though