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Just a friendly reminder (serious)

mack

Turbo Monkey
Feb 26, 2003
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So what are you to do if you:

A: Cant grow a mustache...

and

B. Dont have access to dog hair and crazy glue?
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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35
mack said:
So what are you to do if you:

A: Cant grow a mustache...

and

B. Dont have access to dog hair and crazy glue?

Maple syrup and your mom's neck hair.
 

arboc!

Turbo Monkey
Dec 18, 2004
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spokane, WA
James | Go-Ride said:
It's August 1st.

Which means, for those who might not remember, today is the first day of a special month.

Mustache month.

Bring it.
this month makes me feel excluded
 

mack

Turbo Monkey
Feb 26, 2003
3,674
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Colorado
H8R said:
Maple syrup and your mom's neck hair.

Nah, dont got any of that neck hair. But the next time your riding N8 just rip off some back hair for me and it should be all good. Ill cover shipping.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
mack said:
Nah, dont got any of that neck hair. But the next time your riding N8 just rip off some back hair for me and it should be all good. Ill cover shipping.
He won't keep the bit in his mouth. Weak.
 

stiksandstones

Turbo Monkey
May 21, 2002
5,078
25
Orange, Ca
James | Go-Ride said:
Guys, come on. This isn't a competition, it's a celebration. I can't grow one either, really. But I try. And doesn't that make a difference?
You are so right...its all about the effort!

You ever seen Voreis' sweet porn moustache? it rules.

(Namedropping points for the day)
 

MVRIDER

Monkey
Sep 23, 2003
248
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Mtn. View, Ca.
James | Go-Ride said:
It's August 1st.

Which means, for those who might not remember, today is the first day of a special month.

Mustache month.

Bring it.
Ok, I gotta know. What's the origin of this great tradition?
 

blt2ride

Turbo Monkey
May 25, 2005
2,333
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Chatsworth
Yeah, moustaches are for porn stars and Ned Flanders. I don't know what it is about moustaches, but they age you like 5 years.

I work for an old fashion company: Dark colored suits, white shirts, black shoes, well trimmed hair, and no facial hair...
 

bizutch

Delicate CUSTOM flower
Dec 11, 2001
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24
Over your shoulder whispering
I'm the exception...all I gotta do is shave my chin and nothing else in a single day and I'm James Hetfield...I'm that hairy.

I'm so hairy, I found a KitKat bar behind my knee when I shaved my legs...
 

Threepointtwo

Monkey
Jun 21, 2002
632
0
SLC, UT
Come on James, we need some before shots and progress updates. I just want to thank you for taking the initiative and putting this together - a great contribution to humanity.

Remember, guns don't kill people, guys with moustaches do.
 

Edgy

Monkey
May 1, 2003
410
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O.C
Yeah....well I just grew mine out and got rousted hard by all my local monkeys...."Capn' Morgan", "Dirty Sanchez", etc, etc.

I thought I would sport this new look for Whistler next week...but thanks to all the support from my "Bros".....I'll just go back to the old style.
hey...thats what friends are for right? whats that saying-"Don't let friends get friends haircuts" :nope:
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,839
15
So Cal
I just can't go in for the facial hair. Moustaches always seem to end up looking like either Cheech, or some gay cowboy.
 

steve45

Monkey
Sep 30, 2003
483
1
Dundee, Scotland
never mind the mustache, i'm rocking a full on beard/mustache.
probably look like an idiot but i cant be assed to shave, its just too much of a hassle in the morning.
 

chicodude

The Spooninator
Mar 28, 2004
1,054
2
Paradise
James | Go-Ride said:
It's August 1st.

Which means, for those who might not remember, today is the first day of a special month.

Mustache month.

Bring it.

Do beards count?


I got a bitchin' beard growin'
 
Jul 17, 2003
832
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Salt Lake City
chicodude01 said:
Do beards count?


I got a bitchin' beard growin'
Beard Month is November.

There is no shame in being part of mustache month. Remember the old addage, when all else fails, you still have a mustache.

Maybe I just made that up, but it should have been an old addage.
 

James

Carbon Porn Star
Sep 11, 2001
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Danbury, CT
stiksandstones said:
You are so right...its all about the effort!

You ever seen Voreis' sweet porn moustache? it rules.

(Namedropping points for the day)
Fraser would win that competition if there were one. Any AIM conversation I have with him reads like the race section of an issue of MBA...:)

Here's an on-topic sentence too:
I really think that "mustachioed" is probably one of my favorite words ever. It just rolls off the tongue.

JJames
 

563 740

Chimp
Jul 23, 2002
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North of Albany
Remember the old addage, when all else fails, you still have a mustache.
Haha, thanks. That quote just made my morning. :thumb:

When is long-hair month? The only haircuts I've gotten in the last two years have been for job interviews..
 

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
20,265
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Transylvania 90210
i only did the above in support of go-ride.com

it has been a pain and it may be gone in the next few hours. i wish i was man enough to last the month. however my lady has told me "you don't shave, i don't shave." ok, she did not say it, but i am afraid that is the threat that may come. i have a bud who's wife used that threat once. it worked.

i do love me that go-ride place

For those who rock the 'stache, check Clutch's newest

track 1 - Incomparable Mr. Flannery has the lyric:
"one thing's for sure, mustache stays right where it's at."
maybe it is in this sample sample link
 

rpk1988

90210
Dec 6, 2004
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Maryland
Haha. "He has a Mustache, thats sooo groovy." Sighhh as a young high school girl dreams about dating a guy with a Mustache. Haha.
 

stinky|Dan

Monkey
Aug 3, 2002
229
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How long has Chomps been in Oz?

In Australia we prefer to call it MOvember. Yep, thats right, Moustaches rule the joint in November. You kids in Utah are jumping the gun by calling August the MOnth of Moustaches.

Lotsa love, Dan.