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gschuette

Monkey
Sep 22, 2004
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I will admit I have been to a kiddie punk concert. It was only semi kiddie b/c it was Story of the Year. My friends talked me into it. The clincher was that more girls would show off their assets at this type of concert than any metal concert I have been to. He was right and the quality of women was far superior. The only good thing about kiddie punk. High school girls showing their boobs to everyone at the shows and that is it.
 

blue

boob hater
Jan 24, 2004
10,160
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california
Boobs are icky in real life :(

I'm sorely disappointed by the breasts at shows...

And this wasn't just a kiddie punk show, it was a kiddie punk FESTIVAL :dead:
 

gschuette

Monkey
Sep 22, 2004
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I too am disappointed with breasticles at most concerts. Wait is that the proper term for the females mammry uh milk makers. But at this show the boobs rocked! They were not enough to outweigh the crappy music though.
 

laura

DH_Laura
Jul 16, 2002
6,259
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Glitter Gulch
xbluethunderx said:
Boobs are icky in real life :(


gschuette said:
I too am disappointed with breasticles at most concerts.

alright, now this thread is getting weird. x thinks boobs are gross and gschuette takes the word for breast and butchers it into a word that sounds like testicle. great mental image when speaking of breasts. maybe you think breasts are "icky" because you have only seen 14 year old girls breasts.
 
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JRB

Guest
I heard that a lot of kiddie punk fans are getting their hoods pierced.
 

DVNT

Turbo Monkey
Jul 16, 2004
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I gotta admit, it's fun seeing the past their prime, biker chicks at the Poison, Ratt, Scorpians...etc. re-union shows flash their stuff.

Not for the pornographic content or jollies, but because for that moment they are truly happy. They actually believe that people may still want to see them.
 
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JRB

Guest
DVNT said:
I gotta admit, it's fun seeing the past their prime, biker chicks at the Poison, Ratt, Scorpians...etc. re-union shows flash their stuff.

Not for the pornographic content or jollies, but because for that moment they are truly happy. They actually believe that people may still want to see them.
Or dh girlie at a Sugarhill Gang concert to get up on stage. :thumb:
 

DVNT

Turbo Monkey
Jul 16, 2004
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Maybe gschuette and bluethunder need to check out the old school hip hop girls then staring at teenies at kiddie punk shows....






(this thread is a time bomb, ready to detonate as soon as a certain someone see's it)
 
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JRB

Guest
DVNT said:
Maybe gschuette and bluethunder need to check out the old school hip hop girls then staring at teenies at kiddie punk shows....






(this thread is a time bomb, ready to detonate as soon as a certain someone see's it)

This started out making sense, but quickly went downhill.

I don't know who you are talking about. :rolleyes:
 
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Dingus McGee

Guest
bomberz1qr20 said:
Funny. Back in the day, I knew people that would say Maiden was totally weak, and Slayer or Venom were much better.

BTW - Jim Croce rocks.
Werd- back in my day Heavy Metal was the absolute antithesis to Punk or so we thought. Dirtheads and Punks would streetfight all the time. Then Motorhead showed us the common ground and punx got dumber and metalheads got smarter. Then it became superpunk to grow your hair and
have a Venom backpatch, showing that you were more punk by being metal-postpunk than the punx in the Punk Uniform. The pentagram shared canvas with the circle-A, and Jim Croce does rule a bit, actually.
 

narlus

Eastcoast Softcore
Staff member
Nov 7, 2001
24,658
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behind the viewfinder
did you hear that enrique iglesias mp3 which toshi posted? that was f'ing hilarious. a 3rd rate karaoke hack can sing better than him.

but, that same 3rd rate hack ain't getting friendly w/ anna kournikova on a regular basis...:think:
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
narlus said:
did you hear that enrique iglesias mp3 which toshi posted? that was f'ing hilarious. a 3rd rate karaoke hack can sing better than him.

but, that same 3rd rate hack ain't getting friendly w/ anna kournikova on a regular basis...:think:

I heard one on howard stern...is it the one where he is singing really awful and saying all I nnnnnnEEEEEED is a ryhthm divine...yeah that was horrible...but uhhhh...I could care less what his music sounds like...especially since he got the big mole on his face removed...
 
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JRB

Guest
dh girlie said:
...especially since he got the big mole on his face removed...

Chicks are sooooo superficial. :think: (I have grown to love this little thinking smiley)
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
loco-gringo said:
Chicks are sooooo superficial. :think: (I have grown to love this little thinking smiley)

are you mocking me here when I say that guys are sooooo catty? they are...take a look at this...narlus had nothing to bag on enrique iglesias about, so he bagged on a bad recording of his...

narlus said:
did you hear that enrique iglesias mp3 which toshi posted? that was f'ing hilarious. a 3rd rate karaoke hack can sing better than him.
QUOTE]

I rest my case...
 
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JRB

Guest
dh girlie said:
are you mocking me here when I say that guys are sooooo catty? they are...take a look at this...narlus had nothing to bag on enrique iglesias about, so he bagged on a bad recording of his...

narlus said:
did you hear that enrique iglesias mp3 which toshi posted? that was f'ing hilarious. a 3rd rate karaoke hack can sing better than him.
I rest my case...

Why yes I am. I knew catty didn't describe your tone, so I had to get something.
 

narlus

Eastcoast Softcore
Staff member
Nov 7, 2001
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behind the viewfinder
i don't know the 1st thing about enrique, so don't think i couldn't find anything. i happened to find out his dailllance (upgraded to matrimony) w/ ms kournikova when i was reading something on ESPN yesterday.
 

mack

Turbo Monkey
Feb 26, 2003
3,674
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Colorado
COME BACK OLD BANDS!

FUGAZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BLACK FLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAMONES? well, they might be kinda dead and broke.

this country needs more 5 bucks shows and albums. i just bought 'in on the kill taker' for 13 bucks from wal mart! bastards...
 

punkassean

Turbo Monkey
Feb 3, 2002
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Fugazi is alive and kickin'

WTF you bought Fugazi at Wal mart???

Dischord records come with the price printed on the packaging how the F* did that happen???
 

narlus

Eastcoast Softcore
Staff member
Nov 7, 2001
24,658
65
behind the viewfinder
one more candidate for most inane lyrics ever:

Styx's "Heavy Metal Poisoning"

murolceS odrO suvoN sitpeoC tiunnA

What the devil's goin' on
Why don't your turn that music down
You're going deaf and that's for sure
But all you do is scream for more

Get the lead out go for broke
Pop your pills and drink and smoke
Shoot those chemicals into your vein
Anything to ease the pain

Heavy metal (heavy metal) poisoning (it's a poison)
A toxic wasteland (got a toxic wasteland) in your ear canal (in your ear
canal!)
Overloaded (I'm overloaded), suffering (yeah!)
Overloaded (overloaded) on sex and drugs

Everything is black and white
You are wrong and we are right
First we'll spank your big behinds
Then we'll twist your little minds

I'm Dr. Righteous (I'm Dr. Righteous), and I'm here to sing (yeah!)
That heavy metal (heavy metal) is poisoning
It's a music wasteland, that destroys the young (yeah!)
They're overloaded (overloaded) on sex and drugs, sex and drugs, sex and
drugs
And rock and roll!

sterces eht sdloh nataS

I'm Dr. Righteous (I'm Dr. Righteous), and I'm here to sing (yeah!)
That heavy metal (heavy metal) is poisoning
It's a music wasteland, that destroys the young (yeah!)
They're overloaded (overloaded) on sex and drugs, sex and drugs, sex and
drugs
And rock and roll!

Heavy metal (heavy metal) poisoning (it's a poison)
A toxic wasteland (got a toxic wasteland) in your love canal (love canal!)
Overloaded (I'm overloaded), suffering (yeah!)
Overloaded (overloaded) on sex and drugs, sex and drugs, sex and drugs
sex and drugs, sex and drugs, sex and drugs, sex and drugs, sex and drugs
"Righteous! Righteous!..."
"Shut up!"
"...Righteous! Righteous! Righteous! Righteous! Righteous! Yeah!"
"Shut up! Shut up!"
[giggles]
 

laura

DH_Laura
Jul 16, 2002
6,259
15
Glitter Gulch
punkassean said:
Fugazi is alive and kickin'

WTF you bought Fugazi at Wal mart???

Dischord records come with the price printed on the packaging how the F* did that happen???

psssshhhhhh please. you can buy figazi anywhere. i think i got all my fugazi from columbia house for christ sakes.
 

mack

Turbo Monkey
Feb 26, 2003
3,674
0
Colorado
fugazi is still on tour? no way? thats better news than the red smocks or whatever.

any body here listen to Archers of Loaf? i have iky metal, are any of their other albums good at all?
 

manhattanprjkt83

Rusty Trombone
Jul 10, 2003
9,660
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Nilbog
I think I agree with the original opinion of this thread, more than anything I have ever agreed on in my life...the new kiddie punk has no edge at all...:rolleyes:
 

narlus

Eastcoast Softcore
Staff member
Nov 7, 2001
24,658
65
behind the viewfinder
mack said:
any body here listen to Archers of Loaf? i have iky metal, are any of their other albums good at all?
i really liked the song "web in front" ("You're not the one who let me down,
But thanks for offering." - great line), but never got any of their stuff.

i'm gonna see the delgados in a week and Crooked Fingers (ex-AOL front guy eric bachmann's new group) are opening. mebbe i'll check 'em out. but opening bands have been HORRIBLE for me lately...i think the last decent opener aside from 6 organs the other night was asian dub foundation (opening for radiohead)
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
If I hear that goshdamned "American Idiot" song one more time, I'm afraid of what might happen. I so much would love to give them their own Green Day by puking Exorcist-style right on them. If only I knew where they were playing this coming St. Paddy's...
 
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JRB

Guest
Is Harvey Danger crappy kiddie punk??? I only know the flagpole sitta song, but liked it.
 

gschuette

Monkey
Sep 22, 2004
621
0
Truck
manhattanprjkt83 said:
I think I agree with the original opinion of this thread, more than anything I have ever agreed on in my life...the new kiddie punk has no edge at all...:rolleyes:
Really? Me too.

In response to another yes the American Idiot song does suck. Green Day used to be cool, Longview was the **** back in second grade. After they released Nimrod, which was their last decent CD, they just went down the crapper.
 
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JRB

Guest
gschuette said:
Really? Me too.

In response to another yes the American Idiot song does suck. Green Day used to be cool, Longview was the **** back in second grade. After they released Nimrod, which was their last decent CD, they just went down the crapper.

If you were in second grade when that was released, you need to go home and come back when you hit puberty.
 

-dustin

boring
Jun 10, 2002
7,155
1
austin
Longview got old real fast, as did When I Come Around. Dookie was possibly their best cd (haven't heard those on Lookout!, though). American Idiot is a good album, in my opinion. i would looooooove to see them play it live.
 
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Dingus McGee

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Pardon my incredible ignorance, but what does it mean when it says
MOD EDIT where you used to have a post? I don't remember posting anything there, but I am guessing it was hella offensive? Or did a Mod think my post was too Rocker?

Curious - it's the 1st time I have seen such a thing.