[Fool]

At the urging of my doting staff, I'm drinking my first kombucha. So far, nothing's happening. I'm not taller, smarter or more invisible. Only have a vile ginger aftertaste to show for this stuff. I'm switching back to water and push ups.

 

[H8R]

That stuff is fvcking NASTY.

My wife drank it incessantly before she was pregnant. It smells like puked up beer that has turned to vinegar after mushrooms and diapers soaked in it for months.

Fire your staff immediately.

 

[Westy]

That stuff is fvcking NASTY.

My wife drank it incessantly before she was pregnant. It smells like puked up beer that has turned to vinegar after mushrooms and diapers soaked in it for months.

Fire your staff immediately.

Did she need something nasty to make you seem palatable in comparison?

 

[H8R]

Did she need something nasty to make you seem palatable in comparison?

No...I think it was a precisely formulated H8R repellent.

 

[Fool]

No extra inches where it counts, no esp, no scanners-esque head-exploding abilities.

how long does this stuff take to kick in?

 

[H8R]

how long does this stuff take to kick in?

You are only awarded the power-ups after tolerating massive amounts of this crap for months at a time.

So it's kinda like playing Zelda, while drinking bile.

 

[Heidi]

I've tried it before at the urging of a co-worker but I just can't stand the taste of it.