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Adventurous

Starshine Bro
Mar 19, 2014
10,851
9,891
Crawlorado
ro

Rookie level shit right there, you gotta pump those numbers up...


1/2 kilo of coke (with broken container)
Loaded handgun
Flip phone
Yoohoo bottle (full)
Hairbrush
Gerber multi-tool (pliers open)
BBQ lighter
and even aBMX handlebar grip
A loaded handgun huh? Looks like you had a real Dirty Hairy on your hands.
 

gonefirefightin

free wieners
A loaded handgun huh? Looks like you had a real Dirty Hairy on your hands.
I knew what it was exactly when I seen it as I still own one

 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,005
22,043
Sleazattle
ro

Rookie level shit right there, you gotta pump those numbers up...


1/2 kilo of coke (with broken container)
Loaded handgun
Flip phone
Yoohoo bottle (full)
Hairbrush
Gerber multi-tool (pliers open)
BBQ lighter
and even aBMX handlebar grip

Some people take PIIYB too literally.
 

rideit

Bob the Builder
Aug 24, 2004
24,694
12,486
In the cleavage of the Tetons
I still say the double light bulbs was really fucking weird.
I mean, I get hiding shit in your ass that could kill you (guns and drugs), but light bulbs?
the rest are just slightly abnormal.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,005
22,043
Sleazattle
I still say the double light bulbs was really fucking weird.
I mean, I get hiding shit in your ass that could kill you (guns and drugs), but light bulbs?
the rest are just slightly abnormal.
When you ban incandescent lightbulbs, only criminals will have incandescent light bulbs crammed up their wazoo.
 

CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick
Nov 30, 2003
14,163
2,485
Groton, MA
Today can go fuck itself. :mad:


I hope you love poorly ventilated helmets in humid heat. :panic:
A) It can't be any worse than my current helmet.
B) Unless a helmet is actively cooled, I'm probably going to be sweating profusely anyway.
This is the correct answer. I could have fishnet stockings as a helmet, and I'd still be overheating anyway. Might as well wear something well made and comfortable that doesn't look like something a bee wants to make honey in.
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
Got my business plan done and submitted after a whole day of pounding my head into the desk trying to get it done. Boss' reply? "Wow! This is really thorough and well thought out. It's a lot deeper than most of the other plans that I have seen." So you're telling me I'm working too hard again? FTS.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,815
27,031
media blackout
Got my business plan done and submitted after a whole day of pounding my head into the desk trying to get it done. Boss' reply? "Wow! This is really thorough and well thought out. It's a lot deeper than most of the other plans that I have seen." So you're telling me I'm working too hard again? FTS.
Tell them that's the version where they triple your salary.