[LordOpie]

I told a woman I loved Woody Allen movies cuz she loves the guy. You might think, "why would you want to screw a woman who loves those movies?" well, she was good, so whatever.

I told a woman I'd marry her to get some.

Hey, I didn't have the fancy trans-am to impress the ladies.

I actually told more than one woman I couldn't cuz they were too sister-like.

yes, slow Friday at work, so entertain me.

 

[MMike]

You've been with a woman?

What's it like?

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Haven't lied to get laid. It's dishonest.

 

[binary visions]

"Oh that? That's just a little skin irritation, nothing serious."

 

[dhbuilder]

this'll only take a minute.

 

[PonySoldier]

You mean more to me than she does...

 

[DRB]

You've been with a woman?

What's it like?

Just stick one of those wolverines in your britches and you'll know.

 

[Westy]

I tell women I am a millionaire, when really I just play a millionaire at parties.

 

[JRB]

Just stick one of those wolverines in your britches and you'll know.

WTF??? Who knew you were a giant HICK??? Britches??? You got you some Toby Keith playin' too???

F**kin' redneck.

 

[douglas]

"No, I am not cheating on you"

 

[hooples3]

right out of college me and friends used to play a game when we went to bars.. we would make up names , and occupations IE: race car driver, pilot, professional dolphin trainer etc.. it was not necessarily to get the girls in bed, more for our own enjoyment, we used to see whos story was better. and laugh at the outrageousness

 

[narlus]

this'll only take a minute.

he said 'lies'

 

[narlus]

<family feud>

'i really just pop my collar to get laid'

</family feud>

 

[JRB]

he said 'lies'

So dhbuilder was done with you in a minute??

 

[Jeremy R]

I only slept with your mother to get your attention.

 

[BikeGeek]

...of course this means we're exclusive...
...I'm a virgin too...
...but, I love you...

I'm not proud.

 

[JRB]

I know some of you have said you were 'loco' to get laid. Go ahead and tell us about it.

 

[valve bouncer]

"Of course I love you"....always said on the vinegar stroke.

 

[dhbuilder]

he said 'lies'

i knew that was cumming.

 

[DRB]

...of course this means we're exclusive...
...I'm a virgin too...
...but, I love you...

I'm not proud. but I got laid so at least it worked.

These are universal.

You left some stuff out.

 

[kidwoo]

vinegar stroke.

.......must not ask..........language barrier............curious but must not ask.........

 

[SilentJ]

"It's my first time too"
"I really like you"
"of course I'll call you"
"I don't have any cameras in here, I promise"
"I go to church every week"

 

[antimony]

"No, I am not cheating on you"

Combined with, "No, I didn't smoke pot." (He was against drinking and weed).

Ah well.

 

[SK6]

WTF??? Who knew you were a giant HICK??? Britches??? You got you some Toby Keith playin' too???

F**kin' redneck.

Wow, you must have had one HELL of a lie.....



...."I swear to to GOD I'm NOT Loco!"...

 

[narlus]

"Of course I love you"....always said on the vinegar stroke.

i am w/ kidwoo in my curiousity...plus, 'vinegar stroke' is the name of a Sun City Girls song...spill it, VB.

 

[douglas]

1st time & virgin, really?

so the chicks you pick up prefer awkward, unexperienced guys that dont know what to hell they are doing and definitely wont get her off??

weird :wonky2:

 

[urbaindk]

"Now this won't hurt a bit"

 

[binary visions]

But... You just told me that last night

 

[DRB]

WTF??? Who knew you were a giant HICK??? Britches??? You got you some Toby Keith playin' too???

F**kin' redneck.

I was born and raised in North Carolina of course I'm a Hick.

You should hear JeremyR's accent its like 20 times more Southern than mine.

 

[JRB]

1st time & virgin, really?

so the chicks you pick up prefer awkward, unexperienced guys that dont know what to hell they are doing and definitely wont get her off??

weird :wonky2:

Some of us got cranked up on this sex thing before we were 30. It wasn't so weird to be a virgin at 15.

 

[DRB]

How to put this.

Of course I'll warn you before I....

 

[JRB]

I was born and raised in North Carolina of course I'm a Hick.

You should hear JeremyR's accent its like 20 times more Southern than mine.

Yeah - but he kind of seems dumb when he posts too.




I do not sound like a hick. OK - maybe a little bit. It's better than those weird ass north east accents though.

 

[Heidi]

I never had to lie

 

[BikeGeek]

I never had to lie

Most girls don't. All you need to do is say "I'm horny" and you'll get a line of guys wanting to errr, "help" you.

 

[Jeremy R]

Yeah - but he kind of seems dumb when he posts too.

Place where Loco throws stones from:

Yep, I have an accent, I also have a high IQ.
And better yet, I know when I am being annoying.

 

[SilentJ]

1st time & virgin, really?

so the chicks you pick up prefer awkward, unexperienced guys that dont know what to hell they are doing and definitely wont get her off??

weird :wonky2:

Some of the chicks wanted a similar experience level so it made them more comfortable if they knew that the guy they were about to bang didnt know what he was doing either.

I used the opposite story my first time..."yeah, I've been with a few girls"

Just have to play it by feel...

 

[DRB]

I never had to lie

And for all the differences between men and women this is the fundamental one that defines all relationships between them.

Women can get it anytime.

 

[SK6]

And for all the differences between men and women this is the fundamental one that defines all relationships between them.

Women can get it anytime.

Yeah it's amazing what three beers can do for some women...ink:

 

[JRB]

Place where Loco throws stones from:

Yep, I have an accent, I also have a high IQ.
And better yet, I know when I am being annoying.

Easy there, cheezy. It's a joke. Nice pic though.

 

[Jeremy R]

Easy there, cheezy. It's a joke. Nice pic though.

Its all jokes man. That is what we are here for.