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lies you told to get some

LordOpie

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
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I told a woman I loved Woody Allen movies cuz she loves the guy. You might think, "why would you want to screw a woman who loves those movies?" well, she was good, so whatever.

I told a woman I'd marry her to get some.

Hey, I didn't have the fancy trans-am to impress the ladies.

I actually told more than one woman I couldn't cuz they were too sister-like.

yes, slow Friday at work, so entertain me.
 
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DRB said:
Just stick one of those wolverines in your britches and you'll know.
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WTF??? Who knew you were a giant HICK??? Britches??? You got you some Toby Keith playin' too???

F**kin' redneck.
 
hooples3

hooples3

Fuggetaboutit!
Mar 14, 2005
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right out of college me and friends used to play a game when we went to bars.. we would make up names , and occupations IE: race car driver, pilot, professional dolphin trainer etc.. it was not necessarily to get the girls in bed, more for our own enjoyment, we used to see whos story was better. and laugh at the outrageousness
 
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I know some of you have said you were 'loco' to get laid. Go ahead and tell us about it. :D
 
SilentJ

SilentJ

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Jun 17, 2002
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"It's my first time too"
"I really like you"
"of course I'll call you"
"I don't have any cameras in here, I promise"
"I go to church every week"
 
SK6

SK6

Turbo Monkey
Jul 10, 2001
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loco said:
WTF??? Who knew you were a giant HICK??? Britches??? You got you some Toby Keith playin' too???

F**kin' redneck.
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Wow, you must have had one HELL of a lie.....:rolleyes:



...."I swear to to GOD I'm NOT Loco!"...

:rofl: :D
 
douglas

douglas

Chocolate Milk Doug
May 15, 2002
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1st time & virgin, really?

so the chicks you pick up prefer awkward, unexperienced guys that dont know what to hell they are doing and definitely wont get her off??

weird :wonky2:
 
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douglas said:
1st time & virgin, really?

so the chicks you pick up prefer awkward, unexperienced guys that dont know what to hell they are doing and definitely wont get her off??

weird :wonky2:
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Some of us got cranked up on this sex thing before we were 30. It wasn't so weird to be a virgin at 15.
 
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DRB said:
I was born and raised in North Carolina of course I'm a Hick.

You should hear JeremyR's accent its like 20 times more Southern than mine.
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Yeah - but he kind of seems dumb when he posts too. :D




I do not sound like a hick. OK - maybe a little bit. It's better than those weird ass north east accents though. :think:
 
SilentJ

SilentJ

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Jun 17, 2002
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douglas said:
1st time & virgin, really?

so the chicks you pick up prefer awkward, unexperienced guys that dont know what to hell they are doing and definitely wont get her off??

weird :wonky2:
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Some of the chicks wanted a similar experience level so it made them more comfortable if they knew that the guy they were about to bang didnt know what he was doing either.

I used the opposite story my first time..."yeah, I've been with a few girls"

Just have to play it by feel...:clue:
 
SK6

SK6

Turbo Monkey
Jul 10, 2001
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Shut up and ride...
DRB said:
And for all the differences between men and women this is the fundamental one that defines all relationships between them.

Women can get it anytime.
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Yeah it's amazing what three beers can do for some women...:oink:
 
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Jeremy R said:
Place where Loco throws stones from:




Yep, I have an accent, I also have a high IQ.
And better yet, I know when I am being annoying.:)
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Easy there, cheezy. It's a joke. Nice pic though.
 
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