[MMike]

Should people be jealous of me? Work is getting me a new laptop

Dell Precision M65
Intel Core2 T5500 1.6Ghz
15.4” screen
2Gb Ram
80Gb HD
Win XP Pro
Docking Station
20’ Widescreen monitor
Keyboard/mouse combo

 

[LordOpie]

too big.

 

[MMike]

too big.

That's what SHE said....aHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaa

 

[LordOpie]

That's what SHE said....aHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaa

You misunderstood...

Her: "I think my vagina is too big for, uhh, that."


Yes, sweet computer and I'd love to have it, but if I was going to spend my money, I wouldn't want a NOTEBOOK that could hold a 20" monitor. Seems too clumsy and bulky.


EDIT: Oops, I mis-read... docking station is 20". Nice setup.

 

[valve bouncer]

So you gonna be lookin' at any of that their porn on that their computer? I Have on occassions used my own computer in attmpt to find pictures of scantily or indeed UNCLAD women type female contorting in lustful ways. It's pretty good.

 

[MMike]

"Porn" you say? I'll have to look into this thing called "porn"

So you gonna be lookin' at any of that their porn on that their computer? I Have on occassions used my own computer in attmpt to find pictures of scantily or indeed UNCLAD women type female contorting in lustful ways. It's pretty good.

 

[LordOpie]

"Porn" you say? I'll have to look into this thing called "porn"

what VB said was, "...their porn...".

So, I guess he likes spying on his bosses.

ack.

 

[valve bouncer]

Yeh it's pretty good. The Porno Generals office says that up to 0.02% of the interweb, beeing a series of interconnected tubes, may have this porno on it. Quite a lot of it is devoted to fornicating and lots more to f*ckin.

 

[binary visions]

You all disgust me.

 

[valve bouncer]

You all disgust me.

Yeah I think if you just search in that Google using the word "porno" you should find something to get you started. Further defining the search by using such terms as "intercourse", "ejaculation" and "breast" will also help.

 

[MMike]

The term "barely legal" seems to yield results as well...

 

[I Are Baboon]

If you want a Ridemonkey sticker to slap on the top of that thing, let me know.

 

[MMike]

It will be too cluttered with Pink Bike stickers....

 

[binary visions]

It will be too cluttered with Pink Bike stickers....

Is that some kind of sick sex thing as well?

 

[Westy]

The one time someone is nice to you, you get all douche like.

 

[DRB]

Yeah I think if you just search in that Google using the word "porno" you should find something to get you started. Further defining the search by using such terms as "intercourse", "ejaculation" and "breast" will also help.

An advanced lookup should involve "pink sock", "cleveland steamer", "angry pirate" and "bukkake".

 

[MMike]

FINALLY! I got my new system last night. Wireless mouse and keyboard too....ooooooohhhhhh......

 

[valve bouncer]

Have you "christened" it yet?

 

[stevew]

I thought this would be about a helicopter for their #1 employee.

computer....let down...

 

[MMike]

I thought this would be about a helicopter for their #1 employee.

computer....let down...

I got that too. There I am behind it yesterday....

 

[MMike]

Have you "christened" it yet?

soon,......soon....

 

[binary visions]

I got that too. There I am behind it yesterday....

...until security noticed you had snuck in.

 

[MMike]

Hey! I think the coolest part of the whole deal is the carry-case that came with it! It's actually a back pack.....numerous...a veritable PLETHORA of zippered pouches.....It's sweet I tells ya...