[offsprung]

Should i feel as bad as i do that i missed it?

 

[jonKranked]

I dated a girl. This girl took it in all manners and ways. One of those ways, was entering through the exit of the giftshop.

She had a son, during the time where she could have gotten preggo her and her ex-husband only had anal sex. That was one determined kid.

I know a couple Italians that are living proof that a child can be concieved via anal sex.

how many courics did they weigh?

 

[Mo(n)arch]

So much win in here...

 

[insanitylevel9]

how many courics did they weigh?

repped

 

[DirtyMike]

Should i feel as bad as i do that i missed it?

Yes, yes you should

 

[DirtMcGirk]

A 12 year old girl walks into her mother, and asks "Mommy, is it possible to get pregnant from anal sex?
Her mother replies "Of course, where do you think we get lawyers from?"

 

[jonKranked]

does bono want biddy?

 

[Westy]

So this is a thread about a message that resulted from another thread about some other thread that included Dirt and a Canadian. I hope the library of congress is saving this stuff.

 

[MMike]

To her credit, I have always thought that the "dipping in flour" line was funny.

 

[mrbigisbudgood]

how many courics did they weigh?

Next time I see them I will ask. I'm guessing 65-70 courics each.

 

[gonefirefightin]

I am interested in the tattoo

 

[stevew]

Why do I feel unclean because I know what Dirt's posting about?

knowing everything is part of your job description.

 

[dante]

So this is a thread about a message that resulted from another thread about some other thread that included Dirt and a Canadian. I hope the library of congress is saving this stuff.

The possibility that that NSMB thread is gone forever is one of the saddest things that I've heard in a while. I'm talking "Library of Alexandria going up in flames" sad....

 

[JohnE]

I am interested in the tattoo

So head north and find her...shouldnt be too hard.

 

[jonKranked]

The possibility that that NSMB thread is gone forever is one of the saddest things that I've heard in a while. I'm talking "Library of Alexandria going up in flames" sad....

from what i remember, the "worst night of my life" thread was better.

 

[jackalope]

Odd coincidence, no?

Is Snooki Pregnant? Rumors Swirl on the Web

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/is-snooki-pregnant--rumors-swirl-on-the-web.html

 

[mandown]

gives new meaning to "going up the dirt road"

a tattoo to remember

NSFW

 

[hieronymusbosch]

Check your PMs Dirt.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Just did. Will call you here in a hot second.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Odd coincidence, no?

Is Snooki Pregnant? Rumors Swirl on the Web

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/is-snooki-pregnant--rumors-swirl-on-the-web.html

Here's the part you won't believe. I wouldn't put my phallus in Snooki. I have some limits, and retarded orange midgets who want smush is where that line is.

 

[gonefirefightin]

gives new meaning to "going up the dirt road"

a tattoo to remember

NSFW

is that the pilsbury dough boy smashing little debbie? if so I like it

 

[DirtMcGirk]

is that the pilsbury dough boy smashing little debbie? if so I like it

Wait, is this who you're going to meet in Seattle?

 

[gonefirefightin]

Wait, is this who you're going to meet in Seattle?

yes sir, in the flesh

 

[DirtMcGirk]

That is a good bunch of flesh to throw baby gravy on. I approve.

 

[JetTeach]

Here's the part you won't believe. I wouldn't put my phallus in Snooki. I have some limits, and retarded orange midgets who want smush is where that line is.

I wouldn't either...hell, I wouldn't do that with a rental. But I would damn sure put that duck mouth to good use and finish right in that cleavage!

 

[DirtMcGirk]

And the thread gets closed in 3.... 2..... 1........

I just take issues with her. She's even too skanky for me, and I slept my way through Reno, NV like it was a job after I got divorced. That town was slam pig palloza, and if you put that pile of guido flesh in front of me, my winkie would roll back and hide behind my balls.

 

[JetTeach]

And the thread gets closed in 3.... 2..... 1........

I just take issues with her. She's even too skanky for me, and I slept my way through Reno, NV like it was a job after I got divorced. That town was slam pig palloza, and if you put that pile of guido flesh in front of me, my winkie would roll back and hide behind my balls.

LOL! Okay, that actually made me laugh out loud....

 

[jonKranked]

And the thread gets closed in 3.... 2..... 1........

I just take issues with her. She's even too skanky for me, and I slept my way through Reno, NV like it was a job after I got divorced. That town was slam pig palloza, and if you put that pile of guido flesh in front of me, my winkie would roll back and hide behind my balls.

how much booze would it take for you to hate fvck her?

 

[Colonel Angus]

yes sir, in the flesh

So, she's into bald guys?

 

[DirtMcGirk]

how much booze would it take for you to hate fvck her?

I don't know if its a curse or a blessing, but when I really get a drink in me, my gear doesn't want to come out to play. I get a mean curse of the whiskey dick, and while once or twice that's saddened me, more times than not its saved me from making some really, really poor life choices. Like my DNA has a built in anti little bastard DirtMcGirk fail safe.

 

[blackohio]

I hate snooki, and im pretty sure theres been some extinction level events go down around her cave drapes. But with some liquor in me im pretty sure i'd give it a go making her regret yet another night. Theres something really sexy about runny mascara.