Lets reach into the archives and display a little classic MMikeAnd it's Friday and I'm working and bored...Gotta spread some rep love..let's go...
I proposed to her 2 weeks ago. What did I get myself into10:09 AM
Kate: you are never going to beliee what just hapened to me
will u let me know when you're back
i need to come get your house key
10:14 AM
me: hi
Kate: hi
so
me: what happenend?
Kate: i went over to stop and shop
to use the atm
me: ok
Kate: and as im over there, my morning coffee kicks in
so i go to the bathroom
10:15 AM
i stand up, flush, and my car key falls out of my pocket and flushes right down the ffing toilet
i had it by itself
like not on a chain
me: ok
haha
Kate: and my house keys are locked in my car
i dont even know where my spare key is at home
but i have to go home and get it
me: come over here and i'll swing down and give you my house key
Kate: ok well i have to see if i can use someeone's car firsh
first
me: ok just give me a call
10:16 AM
Kate: k leave your phone on you
me: i will
Kate: i mean really? did that just happen?
10:17 AM
me: you tell me
10:18 AM
the guys ust got a good laugh
Kate: haha sweet!
i am laughing myself
i mean honestly
who would think a key would even flush
i like stuck my hand in there and eveyrthing
gone
10:20 AM
me: youm stuck you hand in the toilet?
yuck
Kate: after it was flushed!
me: yuck!!!!!
how did you do that?
10:21 AM
how did the key fall out
and when did you notice
did you poo?
10:22 AM
Kate: after it was all flushed
i felt to see if it was there
10:23 AM
like maybe if it hadnt flushed
it literally fell out of my pants ppocket as i stood up and thetoilet was flushing
10:24 AM
ok im leaving now
be therei n 10
Seems like she has a good sense of humor, that always goes a long waysThis is an actual G-Chat transcript with my girlfriend from earlier this morning.
I proposed to her 2 weeks ago. What did I get myself into
Congrats dude!I proposed to her 2 weeks ago. What did I get myself into
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