Meanwhile in Florida
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I blame the squirrel.
Like you never drove around drunk with a juvenile squirrel in your shirt.
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Serious time.
"his car and the squirrel were released to his girlfriend..."
Squirrel Brand nut chomper?
Don't want to let that one go, good squirrels are hard to find.
faith in humanity lowered yet another bar
where's james cameron when you need him
i hear hes down there looking for the bar as we speak.
i hope he's watching out for randy newman
i think he can handle it
Personally, sure, I've done it. Never across state lines though. Didn't want to make it federal.
PAWN NOOB
Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.
CHORUS
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through my trials and tribulations,
And my travels thru the nations,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.
I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus
Glued to the dashboard of my car,
You can buy Him phosphorescent
Glows in the dark, He's Pink and Pleasant,
Take Him with you when you're travelling far
I don't care if it's dark or scary
Long as I have magnetic Mary
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
I feel I'm protected amply
I've got the whole damn Holy Family
Riding on the dashboard of my car
You can buy a Sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a
Pedestal of abalone shell
Goin' ninety, I'm not wary
'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary
Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell
I don't care if it bumps or jostles
Long as I got the Twelve Apostles
Bolted to the dashboard of my car
Don't I have a pious mess
Such a crowd of holiness
Strung across the dashboard of my car
is the ASPCA pissed? what about PETA?
Oh, Shanetta, you gangster.
who can blame her? we all know that every one of us has wanted to cut some shithead that decided to stink up the place all nauseous like...
Uhhh...read the story again
Or are you going by the 'he who smelt it dealt it' rule?
I'd say as long as the "long term health problem" wasn't death, it's a win. Although I guess, technically, death would be considered a short term health problem...
I’d think for some folks with long-term health problems, death could be considered a solution.
