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Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
11,003
149
The Cleft of Venus
Konabumm said:
Who are your top 5 women?

Amy Smart
Kate Beckinsale
kirsten Dunst
Milla Jovovich
Jennifer love Hewitt

This are my favorite girls in order!
This thread isn't going to last long...
 

urbaindk

The Real Dr. Science
Jul 12, 2004
4,819
0
Sleepy Hollar
Da Peach said:
Bea Arthur
Bette Midler
Janet Reno
Sara Gilbert
Camryn Manheim

ooohhhh baby...

You left out that "Murder She Wrote" chick.

Do a google image search on Bea Arthur, I dare you. My eyes, My eyes!
 

Serial Midget

Al Bundy
Jun 25, 2002
13,053
1,897
Fort of Rio Grande
I think I might be too old to get the point of this thread... but I'll hit.

a good cook
responsible spender
loyal friend
positve attitude
a sense of self worth

Not in any particular order - the combo deal works too. :thumb:
 

Polandspring88

Superman
Mar 31, 2004
3,066
7
Broomfield, CO
Serial Midget said:
I think I might be too old to get the point of this thread... but I'll hit.

a good cook
responsible spender
loyal friend
positve attitude
a sense of self worth

Not in any particular order - the combo deal works too. :thumb:
Where's the nympho?
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
jdschall said:
Do a google image search on Bea Arthur, I dare you. My eyes, My eyes!
Dude, Bea is da bomb diggitty! She makes me want to put on a ball-gag and that old Beastie Boys tune Boomin' Granny.

Yea..
Ahh Yea...
Ahh Yea This One's Dedicated To All The Ladies In The Front , The Back
All the Older Ladies Out There
Lookin' Nice, You Know Who You Are
Whoo...
I Need You, Boomin' Granny
I Said I Want You, Boomin' Granny
Boomin' Granny, Boomin' Fanny
Boomin' Granny, Good And Plenty
Well It Might Sound Odd, It Might Sound Corny
But Here's Some Sex Rhymes For Those That Are Horny
For Your Boomin' Granny With The Boomin' System
Said I Love Ya Won't Leave Ya So You Got To Listen
See I'm Talkin' About The Way That I'm Feeling
You're So Lovely Lengthy And So Appealing
A Sassy Sophisicated Sexy Lady
Well I'm 26 And You're 80
The Clock Is Ticking So You Better Not Front
We Can Go To My Place Or We Could Smoke A Blunt
Well You're A Lovely Girl, Just Like B.Arthur
Just Turn Down The Lights So We Can Go Farther
Boomin' Granny, Boomin' Fanny
Boomin' Granny, Good And Plenty
Because I Saw Ya At The Check Out Line
You Dropped Your Coupons And You Were Looking Fine
Sophisicated, And So Mature
I Couldn't Really Care If You're 50 Or 74
Becaues I Want Ya, And I Need Ya
Hey Boomin' Granny You Could Be My Teacher
And I Could Be Your Pet, Bet
Listen Old Lady I'm Gonna Make Ya Sweat
I Know I'm Younger, And Your Much Older
You Look So nice On My Chevy Nova
I'm gonna Take Her To The Low Ryder Show, And Flaunt Ya
I Gotta Tell Ya Lady I Said I Want Ya, Boomin' Granny
Because I Need You Boomin' Granny
Boomin' Granny, Boomin' Fanny
Boomin' Granny, Good And Plenty"
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,841
19
So Cal
My wife
My wife in a schoolgirl outfit
My wife in a cheerleader outfit
My wife in an Alice in Wonderland outfit
My wife nekkid!

Woo hoo!

I'm married, man... I do't have the time or energy to drool over chicks on tv. :o:
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
Konabumm said:
Who are your top 5 women?
:evil: Amy Smart
:evil: Kate Beckinsale
:evil: kirsten Dunst
:evil: Milla Jovovich
:evil: Jennifer love Hewitt
These are my favorite girls in order!
In all seriousness, NONE of those hollywood harlots. I see girls every day hotter than the plastic on that list who have more to offer a guy than a friggin' actor. Perhaps my distaste for celebrities colors my opinion a wee bit, but "stars" are exceeded in lameness only by starfvckers.

"my god sits in the back of the limousine
my god comes in a wrapper of cellophane
my god pouts on the cover of the magazine
my god's a shallow little bitch trying to make the scene

I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype
I listened to everyone now I know that everyone was right
I'll be there for you as long as it works for me
I play a game
it's called insincerity

starfvckers
starfvckers
starfvckers, inc.
starfvckers

I am every fvcking thing and just a little more
I sold my soul but don't you dare call me a whore
and when I suck you off not a drop will go to waste
it's really not so bad you know once you get past the taste, yeah
(asskisser)

starfvckers
starfvckers
starfvckers, inc.
starfvckers

all our pain
how did we ever get by without you?
you're so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
don't you?
don't you?
don't you?
don't you?

now I belong I'm one of the chosen ones
now I belong I'm one of the beautiful ones"
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
41,063
10,016
llkoolkeg said:
In all seriousness, NONE of those hollywood harlots. I see girls every day hotter than the plastic on that list who have more to offer a guy than a friggin' actor. Perhaps my distaste for celebrities colors my opinion a wee bit, but "stars" are exceeded in lameness only by starfvckers.

"my god sits in the back of the limousine
my god comes in a wrapper of cellophane
my god pouts on the cover of the magazine
my god's a shallow little bitch trying to make the scene

I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype
I listened to everyone now I know that everyone was right
I'll be there for you as long as it works for me
I play a game
it's called insincerity

starfvckers
starfvckers
starfvckers, inc.
starfvckers

I am every fvcking thing and just a little more
I sold my soul but don't you dare call me a whore
and when I suck you off not a drop will go to waste
it's really not so bad you know once you get past the taste, yeah
(asskisser)

starfvckers
starfvckers
starfvckers, inc.
starfvckers

all our pain
how did we ever get by without you?
you're so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
don't you?
don't you?
don't you?
don't you?

now I belong I'm one of the chosen ones
now I belong I'm one of the beautiful ones"
the marilyn manson quote kills it for me.