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Miss Universe in a G-string....

Incubus

Incubus

Monkey
Oct 17, 2001
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narlus said:
finally an ass which deserves a thong. unlike so many others which insist on wearing one.
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I couldn't agree more. Thongs, like spandex, are a privilege not a right.

I'm creating a petition that they only be manufactured in limited sizes.
 
DVNT

DVNT

Turbo Monkey
Jul 16, 2004
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Incubus said:
I couldn't agree more. Thongs, like spandex, are a privilege not a right.

I'm creating a petition that they only be manufactured in limited sizes.
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I'll sign that puppy!

Can we add a side note that belts are made to hold your pants up, not your belly in! Saw a girl at the bar last night, her poor belt was screaming in pain.
 
Incubus

Incubus

Monkey
Oct 17, 2001
562
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Boston, MA
DVNT said:
I'll sign that puppy!

Can we add a side note that belts are made to hold your pants up, not your belly in! Saw a girl at the bar last night, her poor belt was screaming in pain.
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I blame this phenomenon on Britney Spears. She's the one that helped light a fire under these fashion trends so she should be held responsible to communicate that it's only geared toward females with hot bodies like hers :drool:.
 
DVNT

DVNT

Turbo Monkey
Jul 16, 2004
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:thumb:

I'll contact her publicist. I can't think of a better spokes woman to head up this campaign.

We'll run adds in all those girly mags with pictures of her in a thong next to pics of Rosanne Bar in a thong.
 
DVNT

DVNT

Turbo Monkey
Jul 16, 2004
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Yippie! said:
While you at it, put on that petition men with hairy backs & men with waists over 28" must keep their shirts on.
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you got some high standards missy,
I guess you mean all heterosexual men over 30 must keep their shirts on.
 
Lefty

Lefty

Turbo Monkey
Jun 14, 2003
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Megan calls me a babe.
valve bouncer said:
No probs here...must be you ;)
Where you from in Belgium?
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He lives in a small town with very prude people, and instant hot girl filters on his firewall. :love: ;) I know him well Or he is just checking it from work :sneaky:

And i agree with narlus. and Incubus.
 
RhinofromWA

RhinofromWA

Brevity R Us
Aug 16, 2001
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Lynnwood, WA
Tenchiro said:
You would think that Miss Universe would have a nicer butt. That thing is flatter than Hank Hill's...
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NOthing wrong with that butt...

I don't think they are very flattering shots....probably don't do it justice.

Lets see it in a more controled photoshoot scenario. :D
 
-BB-

-BB-

I broke all the rules, but somehow still became mo
Sep 6, 2001
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Livin it up in the O.C.
Yippie! said:
While you at it, put on that petition men with hairy backs & men with waists over 28" must keep their shirts on.
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28?

Dude... that is WAY too skinny.
I'm not a big guy, but with NO fat, I'm at least a 32 or 33.
 
bigbirdie

bigbirdie

Monkey
Feb 28, 2002
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-BB- said:
28?

Dude... that is WAY too skinny.
I'm not a big guy, but with NO fat, I'm at least a 32 or 33.
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I've got to agree. I am 195 lbs., 6'4" w/ a 34" waist, approx. 9% body fat and I don't even have love handles! 28" waist?!? holy s**t! what do want, a flag pole?!??!!
 
Incubus

Incubus

Monkey
Oct 17, 2001
562
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Boston, MA
Yippie! said:
While you at it, put on that petition men with hairy backs & men with waists over 28" must keep their shirts on.
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Any male with a waist 28 inches or smaller is 16 or younger. Let's keep it legal anyway. :blah:
 
binary visions

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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-BB- said:
28?

Dude... that is WAY too skinny.
I'm not a big guy, but with NO fat, I'm at least a 32 or 33.
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No kidding... I'm a whole 150 lbs., 5'9" - no excess fat - and have a 32" waist.

Anyhow.. Interesting shots but hardly titillating...
 
Skookum

Skookum

bikey's is cool
Jul 26, 2002
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in a bear cave
Tenchiro said:
What butt? :monkey:
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i gotta say i don't see much of a butt myself, although i would change my opinion if a)Biggins gives his stamp of approval or b)i could do a spank test and closely examine the way the booty responds. :p
 
punkassean

punkassean

Turbo Monkey
Feb 3, 2002
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SC, CA
RhinofromWA said:
NOthing wrong with that butt...

I don't think they are very flattering shots....probably don't do it justice.

Lets see it in a more controled photoshoot scenario. :D
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yeah, someone get me a camera so I can take some pics while I "control that ass" :D
 
dr. evil

dr. evil

Chimp
Sep 3, 2004
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man she has a little butt. some fried chaicken and time on a bike and it would shape up nicely
 
downhillzeypher

downhillzeypher

Monkey
Feb 14, 2004
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SoCal
binary visions said:
No kidding... I'm a whole 150 lbs., 5'9" - no excess fat - and have a 32" waist.

Anyhow.. Interesting shots but hardly titillating...
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WERD.

I am 5'9 with a 30 waist. Hell if I was skinnier I'd look anorexic.
 
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