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Miss Universe in a G-string....

Thread starter valve bouncer
Start date Sep 3, 2004

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist

#1

I don't think it gets more embarrassing than this.
http://www.theage.com.au/photogallery/2004/09/03/1093939108249.html
Semi NSFW- depends how prudish your boss is.

bEttEs

Chimp

#2

Hey I can see the tumbs but when I click em... no foto

(read: post the pics :love: )

greetz
bettes

BigMike

BrokenbikeMike

#3

bwhahahah! thats awesome
New avatar for Biggins already?

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist

#4

bEttEs said:
Hey I can see the tumbs but when I click em... no foto

(read: post the pics :love: )

greetz
bettes

No probs here...must be you

Where you from in Belgium?

narlus

Eastcoast Softcore

Staff member

#5

finally an ass which deserves a thong. unlike so many others which insist on wearing one.

Incubus

Monkey

#6

narlus said:
finally an ass which deserves a thong. unlike so many others which insist on wearing one.

I couldn't agree more. Thongs, like spandex, are a privilege not a right.

I'm creating a petition that they only be manufactured in limited sizes.

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed

#7

DVNT

Turbo Monkey

#8

Incubus said:
I couldn't agree more. Thongs, like spandex, are a privilege not a right.

I'm creating a petition that they only be manufactured in limited sizes.

I'll sign that puppy!

Can we add a side note that belts are made to hold your pants up, not your belly in! Saw a girl at the bar last night, her poor belt was screaming in pain.

Incubus

Monkey

#9

DVNT said:
I'll sign that puppy!

Can we add a side note that belts are made to hold your pants up, not your belly in! Saw a girl at the bar last night, her poor belt was screaming in pain.

I blame this phenomenon on Britney Spears. She's the one that helped light a fire under these fashion trends so she should be held responsible to communicate that it's only geared toward females with hot bodies like hers :drool:

:drool:

.

DVNT

Turbo Monkey

#10

I'll contact her publicist. I can't think of a better spokes woman to head up this campaign.

We'll run adds in all those girly mags with pictures of her in a thong next to pics of Rosanne Bar in a thong.

BigMike

BrokenbikeMike

#11

DVNT said:
next to pics of Rosanne Bar in a thong.

hudder: : puke:

Y

Yippie!

Chimp

#12

Incubus said:
I couldn't agree more. Thongs, like spandex, are a privilege not a right.

I'm creating a petition that they only be manufactured in limited sizes.

While you at it, put on that petition men with hairy backs & men with waists over 28" must keep their shirts on.

stosh

Darth Bailer

#13

Any frontal shots?

douglas

Chocolate Milk Doug

#14

Yippie! said:
men with waists over 28" must keep their shirts on.

:confused:

what man doesn't have a over 28" waist?

Tenchiro

Attention K Mart Shoppers

#15

You would think that Miss Universe would have a nicer butt. That thing is flatter than Hank Hill's...

DVNT

Turbo Monkey

#16

Yippie! said:
While you at it, put on that petition men with hairy backs & men with waists over 28" must keep their shirts on.

you got some high standards missy,
I guess you mean all heterosexual men over 30 must keep their shirts on.

Lefty

Turbo Monkey

#17

valve bouncer said:
No probs here...must be you
Where you from in Belgium?

He lives in a small town with very prude people, and instant hot girl filters on his firewall. :love:

I know him well Or he is just checking it from work

neaky:

And i agree with narlus. and Incubus.

RhinofromWA

Brevity R Us

#18

Tenchiro said:
You would think that Miss Universe would have a nicer butt. That thing is flatter than Hank Hill's...

NOthing wrong with that butt...

I don't think they are very flattering shots....probably don't do it justice.

Lets see it in a more controled photoshoot scenario.

Lefty

Turbo Monkey

#19

RhinofromWA said:
NOthing wrong with that butt...

I think they are very flattering shots....probably do it justice.

Lets see it in a more controled photoshoot scenario.

And the crowd is cheering...

Toshi

Harbinger of Doom

#20

RhinofromWA said:
NOthing wrong with that butt...

agreed.

Y

Yippie!

Chimp

#21

DVNT said:
you got some high standards missy,
I guess you mean all heterosexual men over 30 must keep their shirts on.

Ummm, yes! Well, no, Brad Pitt is 40.

-BB-

I broke all the rules, but somehow still became mo

#22

Yippie! said:
While you at it, put on that petition men with hairy backs & men with waists over 28" must keep their shirts on.

28?

Dude... that is WAY too skinny.
I'm not a big guy, but with NO fat, I'm at least a 32 or 33.

-BB-

I broke all the rules, but somehow still became mo

#23

douglas said:
what man doesn't have a over 28" waist?

Men that ain't packin any "sausage"?
:devil:

stosh

Darth Bailer

#24

Aint' nutting but a G'thang baby!!

bigbirdie

Monkey

#25

-BB- said:
28?

Dude... that is WAY too skinny.
I'm not a big guy, but with NO fat, I'm at least a 32 or 33.

I've got to agree. I am 195 lbs., 6'4" w/ a 34" waist, approx. 9% body fat and I don't even have love handles! 28" waist?!? holy s**t! what do want, a flag pole?!??!!

Lefty

Turbo Monkey

#26

stosh said:
Aint' nutting but a G'thang baby!!

Incubus

Monkey

#27

Yippie! said:
While you at it, put on that petition men with hairy backs & men with waists over 28" must keep their shirts on.

Any male with a waist 28 inches or smaller is 16 or younger. Let's keep it legal anyway. :blah:

:blah:

DVNT

Turbo Monkey

#28

-BB- said:
Men that ain't packin any "sausage"?
:devil:

they are probably packing fudge

DVNT

Turbo Monkey

#29

Yippie! said:
Ummm, yes! Well, no, Brad Pitt is 40.

i said heterosexual :eviltongu

stosh

Darth Bailer

#30

Lefty said:

Now that song is stuck in my head! How about yours?

Tenchiro

Attention K Mart Shoppers

#31

RhinofromWA said:
NOthing wrong with that butt...

Toshi said:
agreed.

What butt? :monkey:

:monkey:

binary visions

The voice of reason

#32

-BB- said:
28?

Dude... that is WAY too skinny.
I'm not a big guy, but with NO fat, I'm at least a 32 or 33.

No kidding... I'm a whole 150 lbs., 5'9" - no excess fat - and have a 32" waist.

Anyhow.. Interesting shots but hardly titillating...

Skookum

bikey's is cool

#33

Tenchiro said:
What butt?

i gotta say i don't see much of a butt myself, although i would change my opinion if a)Biggins gives his stamp of approval or b)i could do a spank test and closely examine the way the booty responds.

DVNT

Turbo Monkey

#34

More proof that:

Tenchiro is the Anti - Biggins

Lefty

Turbo Monkey

#35

stosh said:
Now that song is stuck in my head! How about yours?

Ehmm it was in the back of my head. You brought it to live .

Tenchiro

Attention K Mart Shoppers

#36

DVNT said:
More proof that:

Tenchiro is the Anti - Biggins

Hey I am all about a nice round ass, butt ( :monkey:

:monkey:

) she ain't got it.

A prime example can be seen here. (Kinda safe for work, but maybe not)

biggins

Rump Junkie

#37

yeah girl has a case of noassatall disease.

punkassean

Turbo Monkey

#38

RhinofromWA said:
NOthing wrong with that butt...

I don't think they are very flattering shots....probably don't do it justice.

Lets see it in a more controled photoshoot scenario.

yeah, someone get me a camera so I can take some pics while I "control that ass"

dr. evil

Chimp

#39

man she has a little butt. some fried chaicken and time on a bike and it would shape up nicely

downhillzeypher

Monkey

#40

binary visions said:
No kidding... I'm a whole 150 lbs., 5'9" - no excess fat - and have a 32" waist.

Anyhow.. Interesting shots but hardly titillating...

WERD.

I am 5'9 with a 30 waist. Hell if I was skinnier I'd look anorexic.

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