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Mmmm... tastes like a girl's phone number

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biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
7,173
9
i dont even bother gettin the number, im a tru playa. i just take them home with me that night. then in the mornin its the do' fo da ho. know what im sayin? true playas dont get numbas dey git da girl.
 

dexterq20

Turbo Monkey
Mar 6, 2003
3,442
1
NorCal
biggins said:
i dont even bother gettin the number, im a tru playa. i just take them home with me that night. then in the mornin its the do' fo da ho. know what im sayin? true playas dont get numbas dey git da girl.
:stosh:


You know you wish you were (still?) in college. :p
 

shocktower

Monkey
Sep 7, 2001
622
0
Molalla Oregon
This is way good ,I remember the days when I was younger ,and got dem Ho`s ,like the time the phone lady lived by me and had me come over her house ,and she gave me a real happy ending and dinner :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: ,never saw her or talked to her again
 
Sep 29, 2004
280
0
haha i love it that a thread like this is allowed to get so much hits... but im generally just saddened and dissapointed
 

ghettogt76

Monkey
Dec 5, 2001
410
0
Pleasant Hill, Kali'fo'nya
TheMontashu said:
I get more ass than jest u, branden, and 1 900 #s
*just
*you
*brandon

There is a difference between hugging/kissing a female and having sex. Nutting in your pants over a hug is *not* sex.

You are skinny enough you could probably start looking for dates at a cemetary.