So does that mean you can get married, vote, buy dope and buy some pew pew sticks together? I know it can't drink yet in free murica.
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You must really like that place. My current digs are the longest I've been anywhere at 8 years. I used to move every couple years just because I'm not smart.
Ditto. And congrats to @mandown on the aspirational coat purchase. Envision the body you want
My old bro-tato, as Nick notes that’s 100% still readable. Just a bit purple
/me is not working today. I like not working.
Two more weekends.
Make sure you're home in time to clean up and head out for the blue plate special, got to watch your spending at your age.
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That’s a tough spot. My marriage did reach its end… along with every other relationship I’ve ever had. I’d be a terrible sounding board if you’re looking for advice on how to correct the course, but my inbox is open if you’re interested.
Same.
Have a very homophobic old coworker. I send him the large chocolate one at least once a year. Knowing in my mind how furious he is when he opens that. . . Worth every penny.
Oh I guarantee that him and his wife go down on that veiny black dick.
Maybe he was worried about diapenes.
They crave that BBC (Big Black Chocolate). Right in the cuckhole.
Oh no. Sorry to hear it. I haven't personally experienced this but am a good listener if you need to vent!
Happy Halloween! Finally made it home before dark! YEAH me!!! Made an offer on a CRV for the oldest daughter. It will be nice to have a reliable vehicle for her to drive (and stop taking mine).
If a dentist would just gimme a Xanax or 2 I'd probably visit more frequently.
I've seen "sedation dentistry" advertised... what they don't tell you is the sedation is $$$$ and not covered by insurance.
Granny gonna gran.
You know you can buy those from the, uh, er, unlicensed pharmacist right?
My eye doctor gave me a Xanax on the way into Lasik, turns out that midway through laser eye surgery is a bad time to discover that Xanax not only doesn't relieve anxiety for me, it jacks it up to 11.
Felt off all morning... so I said fuck it and went trail building. Now I am eating an apple I found hanging on a tree. Trick or treating later with the rug rats.
I wouldn't even know where to begin acquiring something that wasn't doctor prescribed and filled at a pharmacy. Contrary to what DARE taught me as a kid, I'm not being approached on a daily basis by someone asking if I want to buy drugs.
1 took the edge off when I did Lasik, but 2 woulda left me zen and cool as a cucumber.
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kids just got home from raiding the neighbourhood. they are counting their candy. my living room floor is covered in candy. and so is my 'office'.
Did anyone go to the Reeb Halloween open day thing?
9 shots in anastetic to do my teeth. The assistant thought I only needed one more, which I would have agreed with. Dr just went all-in and gave me 3 more. My face is still numb. 5hrs later. It's getting better, but holy shit.
I’ll see you one set of kids, and raise you 5 nieces and their friends. There’s like a dozen kids with their candy on my floor right now.
I’ll see you one set of kids, and raise you 5 nieces and their friends. There’s like a dozen kids with their candy on my floor right now.
Do they share some of the rainbow fentanyl with you?I’ll see you one set of kids, and raise you 5 nieces and their friends. There’s like a dozen kids with their candy on my floor right now.
No, sad to say, no fentanyl to be found last night. There’s always next year….Do they share some of the rainbow fentanyl with you?