[laura]

For all you non believers and nay sayers, I have scrounged up a picture of Smokie. I don't know how big he really is, and this picture still doesn't quite capture his girth but he is wearing a shirt that TN wore when he was 3 or 4 years old. He also has a 28.5 inch waist. I measured just for you guys.


Presenting the Notorious C.A.T. or as we like to call him, Kitty Smallz.

 

[robdamanii]

He looks pissed.

 

[dirtydirtysouf]

you should enter him into some dog fights............he'd kick ass

 

[laura]

He looks pissed.

Yeah, He's not a huge fan of dress up, but he's too big to fight back which makes it super fun for me.

 

[stevew]

You hate me, but I approve.....or I would but I have some to spread around before I can.

hahaha, funny pic.

 

[fluff]

Do the mice taunt him?

 

[LOOnatic]

Is that a SUMO cat?

 

[laura]

Do the mice taunt him?

no, but the water bugs do.

 

[BurlyShirley]

get that cat some insulin

 

[laura]

You hate me, but I approve.....or I would but I have some to spread around before I can.

hahaha, funny pic.

BWahahahaha, hate is such a strong word.

 

[robdamanii]

Yeah, He's not a huge fan of dress up, but he's too big to fight back which makes it super fun for me.

Can you hold him on his back and fold him in and out while making accordian sounds?

 

[laura]

Can you hold him on his back and fold him in and out while making accordian sounds?

He doesn't fold much. He is so fat his skin feels like it could pop. I do give him baths though. Thats fun.

 

[robdamanii]

He doesn't fold much. He is so fat his skin feels like it could pop. I do give him baths though. Thats fun.

Floater?

 

[I Are Baboon]

That's got to be the happiest cat I've ever seen.

 

[Da Peach]

Uhh.. I think that's an ugly dog.

 

[laura]

Floater?

He takes showers, standing water sends him into fits.

 

[laura]

Uhh.. I think that's an ugly dog.

shut your mouth, he's a ladies' man.

 

[bluebug32]

I can't give you anymore positive feedback, so I'll just tell you that that cat rocks! He looks so unhappy, but I think he knows he had it coming to him. He looks like he's ready to play some kitty touch football

 

[Serial Midget]

Fat cats are cool... I used to have a 24LB... his name was Spike.

 

[robdamanii]

He takes showers, standing water sends him into fits.

Is this a fit akin to a fat guy realizing that Dunkin Donuts is out of Boston Creme donuts?

 

[Rip]

Ok, that is a big cat.

 

[laura]

and who, pray tell, is that?

You can't post a picture without a proper introduction.

 

[bluebug32]

Ok, that is a big cat.

awww...I love calico kitties

 

[TreeSaw]

Nice And here I thought my 20 lb. cat was big

 

[laura]

We were thinking about doing the talk show circuit for a while. Smokie would love to meet his hero, Heraldo.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

We were thinking about doing the talk show circuit for a while. Smokie would love to meet his hero, Heraldo.

Your cat goes up and starts humping the t.v. when that asshat comes on too??!!?? Wow....thought my cat was the only one....

 

[dhbuilder]

i showed bart (my cat) his photo. and told him if he doesn't start getting up off his lazy @$$, that this is what he'll soon look like.

he just gave me "the look" and flopped over.

 

[ukjason]

That's one big pussy

 

[laura]

That's one big pussy

you would be the first one to pull the old pussy joke out, huh?

 

[ukjason]

you would be the first one to pull the old pussy joke out, huh?

Im just addicted to pussy

 

[ukjason]

My bad

 

[moff_quigley]

Laura, It would be a fair assumption to think that every guy that read this thread at least thought of the joke. Some, I'm sure, contemplated posting it. I thought better of it myself...

 

[Tenchiro]

you would be the first one to pull the old pussy joke out, huh?

Quite frankly I am suprised it took that long.

 

[urbaindk]

Im just addicted to pussy

You should have asked if she had any pictures of her cat just after its shower.

 

[laura]

Quite frankly I am suprised it took that long.

I think its because to most, the idea of a big, fat, hairy pussy isn't appealing enough to want to think about for more than a fleeting second.

 

[BillT]

Here's my 25 lbs of fur and fury, the Great Sushi Monster:

Here he is next to our 12lb Siamese to give some persepctive on his size:

 

[laura]

thats funny, that is so much like my two cats. Twiggy, smokies sister is tiny, probably close to 10 pounds. she hates smokie and taunts him with all the places she can go that he can't.

 

[ukjason]

Either you are realy thin or that one big pussy

 

[Ciaran]

I don't mean to be the downer, and I too love big kitties, but if that cat is big because he's overweight then it's kinda cruel.

Cats will eat till they pop. As a kitty parent you should regulate your kitties food intake. An overweight kitty can lead to a kittie with diabetes, and joint problems (as wel as other health problems). And I'm sure you love your kittie (as I love mine) and don't want him to have health problems that could shorten his life.

And if he's just a big (not overweight) kitty then !!

That aside he sure is one durn cute kitty!

 

[LOOnatic]

Either you are realy thin or that one big pussy

ease up benny Hill