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Naked man glued to exercise bike

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dh girlie, May 4, 2007.

  1. dh girlie

    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    Man...when I first saw the title I thought it was funny, but this is really sad...poor guy...

    JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - A gang stripped a South African man before gluing him to an exercise bicycle while they ransacked his house, according to a report Thursday.

    SAPA news agency said the attackers, dressed in suits, hijacked a man in his 50s and forced him at gunpoint to take them to his home in Johannesburg.

    “The victim was then forced to strip, after which he was superglued to the seat of an exercise bicycle, his hands were superglued, as were his feet and then his mouth was superglued shut,” SAPA quoted Mark Stokoe, a spokesman for emergency services Netcare 911, as saying.

    What a bunch of dicks...
     
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  2. cannondalejunky

    cannondalejunky ease dropper

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    you can't help but laugh and feel bad for him at the same time
     
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  3. Rip

    Rip Mr. Excitement

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    At least he didn't have to worry about pedal slip.
     
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  4. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Sounds like a good weight loss plan.
     
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  5. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    You guys are sick sick sick!

    Dude got mugged at gunpoint and SUPERGLUED TO AN EXERCISE BIKE, and you are talking about pedal slip and weight loss:huh:
     
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  6. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    What the hell did we ever do to set your expectations this high?
     
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  7. brungeman

    brungeman I give a shirt

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    Welcome to da :monkey:
     
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  8. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    I hope it wasn't too long before he was found. that is awful
     
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  9. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    Good Point :)
     
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  10. Big_Papa1080

    Big_Papa1080 Village Idiot

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    so wrong but soooo funny. i hope they didnt glue his sack down. ouch!!
     
  11. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    I hope he had a normal "coat" on his junk.
     
  12. 4xBoy

    4xBoy Turbo Monkey

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    Best line for the day.
     
  13. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    I second
     
  14. BuddhaRoadkill

    BuddhaRoadkill I suck at Tool

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    It could have been worse: