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Name my next child!!!!

vinnycactus

Monkey
May 27, 2004
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Wife and I are due our second girl in February. We're struggling for names. Looking for something unique. I asked my daughter, who's 22 months, what she wants to call her little sister. She said Coco. I told her her sister isn't going to be a stripper.

Anyway, as a reference, our 22 month old is named Emerson.
 

dan-o

Turbo Monkey
Jun 30, 2004
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As a parent I regret not naming one of my boys GODDAMMIT.
It would simlify communication.

For example:
Goddammit Luca, eat your ****ing peas!
vs
Goddammit, eat your ****ing peas!

Rolls off the tongue.
 

dan-o

Turbo Monkey
Jun 30, 2004
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Herpes always projects a welcoming 'I'm a people person' vibe.
 

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
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SF
Following along with the Emerson theme, how about Ripley? Named after the transcendentist George Ripley.

Or Sigourney Weaver's character in Alien.
 

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
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Japan
Naming kids is easy, you take normal names and add some vowelss and change the pronunciation, tell them it means truth seeker in Aramaic. Kathy becomes Kaathi, Steve becomes Steevi
 

Leppah

Turbo Monkey
Mar 12, 2008
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Utar
Mulva.

Or Chun Li. Hell, just turn on the newest Mortal Kombat vid game and get a name off that.