[BurlyShirley]

I heard about this on the radio today, and did a quick goog on it.

http://www.public.iastate.edu/~tshire/index_files/Page686.htm

Word has it, a signature line of Dale Jr., Jeff Gordon, etc... Caskets will soon be available to the public.

ALSO: Redsox, Cubs other MLB teams will have them and NFL teams.

I like sports. I mean, I love sports. Who wants their life defined by a corporate symbol like a NY Yankees casket? Thats freaking weird.

I wonder what the Nascar drivers think. It'd be pretty creepy to have your face adorn some casket.

 

[Jeremy R]

I wonder what the Nascar drivers think. It'd be pretty creepy to have your face adorn some casket.

Unless of course you are Dale Sr.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Unless of course you are Dale Sr.

I've seen cheese wheels in his likeness.....caskets aren't a far stretch from there....

 

[TreeSaw]

Creepy!

 

[Slugman]

One born every minute...

And I do belive we hit the 300 million mark recently.

 

[Westy]

A guy a work with, confided that his brother has Dale Sr's face tattood all over his back.

 

[Zark]

So, there's no Bears casket in your future B.S.?

 

[BurlyShirley]

So, there's no Bears casket in your future B.S.?

Im not paying for that shizz. Hopefully Ill die in the woods and the birds can eat me. Finally, Id realize my true potential.

 

[BurlyShirley]

A guy a work with, confided that his brother has Dale Sr's face tattood all over his back.

Seriously, when he died, the flags at the schools in TN were all at half mast. Seriously.

 

[Silver]

A guy a work with, confided that his brother has Dale Sr's face tattood all over his back.

All of America's problems summed in one piece of body art...

 

[James]

I'm gonna get a carbon fiber caskey, with ti-ni handles on the side, and a lid equipped with PUSHed dampers.

Naw. I'd personally prefer cardboard (seriously). Easier for all the stuff to degrade properly. And Noah, remember my headstone, it has to read "Avenge Meeeeee!"

 

[H8R]

Im not paying for that shizz. Hopefully Ill die in the woods and the birds can eat me. Finally, Id realize my true potential.

Or, in a twist of irony, bears can eat you.


Then they'll do what..you know...bears do in the woods.

 

[OGRipper]

Dude that is so awesome.

I've got a tatoo of T Sage hugging Sanjay on my back. It's hella sweet. It covers my old tatoo of Eddie Fiola high-fiving Mike Buff.

 

[H8R]

I want to be hollowed out and dried and painted to look like Batman then stuffed with candy and money and condoms and fireworks and hung up as a pinata at my wake.

 

[N8 v2.0]

I want to be hollowed out and dried and painted to look like Batman then stuffed with candy and money and condoms and fireworks and hung up as a pinata at my wake.

done!

 

[BurlyShirley]

I want to be hollowed out and dried and painted to look like Batman then stuffed with candy and money and condoms and fireworks and hung up as a pinata at my wake.

I thought you'd be tired of being stuffed with condoms at this point.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

I thought you'd be tired of being stuffed with condoms at this point.

Good show!!!! [/Cockney]

Great....now all my co-workers are wondering if I'm going to go into that murderous rage because of the maniacal laughter coming out of my office....that's just great...

 

[Westy]

I want to be dipped in liquid nitrogen the let everyone at the funeral smash my corpse with hammers. People could take the shattered chunks home with them as souvenirs.

 

[H8R]

I thought you'd be tired of being stuffed with condoms at this point.

No, those were CONDORS.

I'm still passing feathers.

 

[robdamanii]

Im not paying for that shizz. Hopefully Ill die in the woods and the birds can eat me. Finally, Id realize my true potential.

If you wanted to sh!t on windshields, you could just jump on the car and squat you know? Saves all the trouble of dying and cuts out the middle man to boot.

 

[Jabuttri]

I want to put it in a will that for anyone to get any of my money they have to do my funeral exactly as I want it. I have to be barried Butt naked and it has to be an open casket funeral. Make people remember me. Perhaps with a bottle of whisky in one arm and some skis in the other

 

[woof]

I want to put it in a will that for anyone to get any of my money they have to do my funeral exactly as I want it. I have to be barried Butt naked and it has to be an open casket funeral. Make people remember me. Perhaps with a bottle of whisky in one arm and some skis in the other

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