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NASCAR; Witnessing to the Masses

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Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
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The Cleft of Venus
Scientology is newest NASCAR sponsor
JEFF ELDER, Staff Columnist
www.charlotte.com


Tom Cruise came to Charlotte in 1989 to film "Days Of Thunder." Little did we know that someday his idealogy would come zooming back to NASCAR as a sponsor.

Racin' fans, brace yourselves for some couch-jumping news: Scientology is ridin' shotgun.



A No. 27 red Taurus emblazoned with "DIANETICS" and featuring the volcano from the cover of L. Ron Hubbard's book has been tearing around California's Irwindale Speedway.

(No word on whether the car can fix itself; Cruise recently bragged that wife Katie Holmes needed no anti-depressants for her post-partum depression.)

NASCAR is decidedly reluctant to comment on scientology's sponsorship. "This has generated a lot of interest the past few days," NASCAR PR man Scott Warfield tells me. Not surprisingly, he didn't want to say much more. "It's not really something we want to comment on. It's a minor league, small-team sponsorship deal."

Yes, and it's also the weirdest sponsorship since Boudreaux's Butt Paste, the diaper-rash cream that began sponsoring a Busch Series car in 2005.

Driver Kenton Gray, of La Verne, Calif., will drive the DIANETCS car Saturday in its official debut in a NASCAR Weekly Series race in Irwindale.

Gray spouts Scientology praise with enthusiasm that would make the celebrity couple known as TomKat proud:

"'Dianetics' is a book that helped me in many ways since I first read it many years ago. It helped me get better control over the obstacles I had to get through to reach goals I was passionate about. It's a great honor to have a sponsor relationship that's so directly related to my making it this far." (In a truly bizarre scene in March, Gray appeared at the Irwindale track with the voice of Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright.)

The publisher of "Dianetics" is also putting together a Web site called dianeticsracing.com.

The Jehovah's Witnesses could not be reached for comment about any possible NASCAR sponsorship.

Photos of car, driver and voice of Bart Simpson at http://www.fmgracing.com/index.php
 

MudGrrl

AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!
Mar 4, 2004
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Boston....outside of it....
nascar=viagra, tide, butt paste, beer (beer and driving... they go well together), pepsi, fritos (nothing says athletic like fritos), coca cola, oil, cell phones, bass pro shops, the Army...........

and Scientology surprises anyone?
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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Andyman_1970 said:
Just another reason for me to dislike the "go fast turn left" kind of racing...............
Or sprint to the first turn and play follow the leader for 72 laps.

NASCAR/Indy/F1 eat d!ck.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
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TN
The only racing I like is moto/supercross. I cant watch offroad rally stuff, or like the Baja races or whatever, but thats about it.
 

Andyman_1970

Turbo Monkey
Apr 4, 2003
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The Natural State
stevew said:
Or sprint to the first turn and play follow the leader for 72 laps.

NASCAR/Indy/F1 eat d!ck.
At least F1 drivers can turn right and brake............I've literally heard Cup drivers complain on the road coarse races that they have to brake.........:rolleyes:......not to mention some Cup teams have to get "ringers" for the road course races.
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
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This is some exciting racing...



MudGrrl, I think folks are surprised at the Scientology sponsorship do to the pervasivness of that good ol' southern christianity in Nascar.
 

fluff

Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
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Feeling the lag
Westy said:
Y'all see Stoners high side. Holy crap what a wreck, and he just walked away.
That was one of the wildest highsides I've ever seen.

Which reminds me, did you catch the 250 GP where Alex De Angelis nearly came off at silly speed on the straight (collided with another rider whose name escapes me)?