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JRB

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BurlyShirley said:
Speaking of that: I heard through the grapevine the LocoGringo got banned from MTBR. He may be contemplating some sort of comeback tho.
Man - that's too bad.
 

kizzi77

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Aug 11, 2005
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MizN8 said:
I am not his type............but he loves me anyway and has come to accept me just the way I am.
sure...that's what they say, but I know if I didn't have the butt I do, burly would have never talked to me. Whether it be gain 70lbs. or get huge breasts...if I am to be a good girlfriend, that is what i must do.
 
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JRB

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I wonder who would complain. If it didn't bother me, who could it bother. There are some sensitive Sallys over there.
 

LordOpie

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Oct 17, 2002
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kizzi77 said:
I am 5'2" and weigh about 120lbs normally. Burly is onto me about gaining weight. He says big chicks are hot. Most of his porn is even of big chicks. Should I gain the 70lbs. he wants me to? This may mean I can't ride my bike as much. What should I do???
120 @ 5'2" sounds pretty heavy to me already. I think BS is telling you you're too heavy and you need to drop 20.

Remember, don't use any one technique, mix 'em up -- puking, laxatives, starving, hydro-overdosing. Just one of 'em is dangerous and too slow a process. Mix 'em up.
 

LordOpie

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Oct 17, 2002
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robdamanii said:
There's a huge difference between a tub of fat and a girl who's built enough to back you up in a bar fight. ;)
OMG! That's exactly what Beth said about you too!
 

kizzi77

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Aug 11, 2005
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nashvegas
LordOpie said:
120 @ 5'2" sounds pretty heavy to me already. I think BS is telling you you're too heavy and you need to drop 20.

Remember, don't use any one technique, mix 'em up -- puking, laxatives, starving, hydro-overdosing. Just one of 'em is dangerous and too slow a process. Mix 'em up.
He is obsessed with Lindsay Lohan:


So I will have to work on that!
 

Reactor

Turbo Monkey
Apr 5, 2005
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kizzi77 said:
I am 5'2" and weigh about 120lbs normally. Burly is onto me about gaining weight. He says big chicks are hot. Most of his porn is even of big chicks. Should I gain the 70lbs. he wants me to? This may mean I can't ride my bike as much. What should I do???

Make him conform to one of your "fetishes"...:rolleyes:
 

bluebug32

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Jan 14, 2005
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LordOpie said:
120 @ 5'2" sounds pretty heavy to me already. I think BS is telling you you're too heavy and you need to drop 20.

Remember, don't use any one technique, mix 'em up -- puking, laxatives, starving, hydro-overdosing. Just one of 'em is dangerous and too slow a process. Mix 'em up.
I enjoy the finger down the throat method. It brings new meaning to "let me go freshen up" after dinner.

If you love BS, you'll do whatever it takes