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Nerf N-Strike Arsenal: The Hot Toy or Too Real?

sanjuro

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I saw an ad for the N-Strike Longshot, and I was like, man, that looks just like a sniper rifle.



Am I being a wuss or is it too violent for kids?

N-Strike Arsenal
 

jonKranked

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You're being a wuss :rofl: When I worked at Hasbro, I made friends with all the engineers on the Nerf line. They have to pass a surprisingly high number of safety tests before they are released. The most interesting thing I learned, is that Nerf guns are surprisingly easy to modify and make more powerful, to the point that I question whether or not they were designed for these kinds of upgrades :D
 
You're being a wuss :rofl: When I worked at Hasbro, I made friends with all the engineers on the Nerf line. They have to pass a surprisingly high number of safety tests before they are released. The most interesting thing I learned, is that Nerf guns are surprisingly easy to modify and make more powerful, to the point that I question whether or not they were designed for these kinds of upgrades :D
You can't tell us that and then not tell us how to do it!!!!!
 

sanjuro

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I am not worried about a kid getting shot by a nerf, but rather introducing the image of being a sniper to a young child's imagination.

Not that a million FPS vids don't do that already...
 
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jimmydean

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My son and his roommate played a daytime urban airsoft game wearing orange prison jump suits they got at the Halloween store.

After the game, they were walking to the bus stop when a motorist on the freeway called 911 because they spotted two criminals carrying gun cases.

They got swarmed by 3 cop cars and were detained for over an hour until they cleared the story.

I told him he was lucky he didn't get his ass shot. With realistic guns in a gun case dressed in orange jump suits and wife beaters, he would have in North Portland.
 

DirtMcGirk

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Zombie-pocalypse is coming. Kids need to be made ready for when your skull gets eaten by the flesh hungry masses of the undead.
 

sanjuro

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Zombie-pocalypse is coming. Kids need to be made ready for when your skull gets eaten by the flesh hungry masses of the undead.
Yeah, you'll survive for a long time with a bolt action hunting rifle. At least until you reload.

Read World War Z. One blind gardener survives by using a shovel as his only weapon.
 

DirtMcGirk

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Yeah, you'll survive for a long time with a bolt action hunting rifle. At least until you reload.

Read World War Z. One blind gardener survives by using a shovel as his only weapon.
Loved that book, and the Zombie Survival Guide. Two great works of Z fiction.

However, at the end, .223 rifles shooting HE rounds at the end was the "final solutions" for zombie-pocalypse.

All I'm sayin is Nerf is just teaching your kids the mechanics for when it all hits the fan.
 
Loved that book, and the Zombie Survival Guide. Two great works of Z fiction.

However, at the end, .223 rifles shooting HE rounds at the end was the "final solutions" for zombie-pocalypse.

All I'm sayin is Nerf is just teaching your kids the mechanics for when it all hits the fan.
Or perhaps the mechanics when they shoot up their high school? I don't know the answer, I'm posing the question.
 

TheMontashu

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You're being a wuss :rofl: When I worked at Hasbro, I made friends with all the engineers on the Nerf line. They have to pass a surprisingly high number of safety tests before they are released. The most interesting thing I learned, is that Nerf guns are surprisingly easy to modify and make more powerful, to the point that I question whether or not they were designed for these kinds of upgrades :D
We did that when I way younger, as well as making the ends of the darts on the heavy side, nothing like coming home covered in little welts after playing soldier with your friends
 

Skookum

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I am not worried about a kid getting shot by a nerf, but rather introducing the image of being a sniper to a young child's imagination.

Not that a million FPS vids don't do that already...
i think you answer your question. It's not the toy, it's the parenting.

And sometimes you just win the unfortunate lottery of having a psycho kid.

At least it's nerf, you won't have to worry about a mass grave of squirrels in your back yard.

Anyways go ahead and raise a pussy kid, just more fodder for the cool kids to blow away with their Nerf guns.:monkey:
 

sanjuro

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Loved that book, and the Zombie Survival Guide. Two great works of Z fiction.

However, at the end, .223 rifles shooting HE rounds at the end was the "final solutions" for zombie-pocalypse.

All I'm sayin is Nerf is just teaching your kids the mechanics for when it all hits the fan.
Maybe it is my pacifistic ways, but I think teaching welding and auto mechanics is more important than shooting in the New Zombie Order.

While killing Z's is the fun part, after a secure locale, you need an unstoppable vehicle to acquire food and supplies, or as a means of escape.

While it would nice to commandeer a Stryker, fixing up a Suburban, F-350, or even a garbage truck is the way to get around.
 

AngryMetalsmith

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Maybe it is my pacifistic ways, but I think teaching welding and auto mechanics is more important than shooting in the New Zombie Order.

While killing Z's is the fun part, after a secure locale, you need an unstoppable vehicle to acquire food and supplies, or as a means of escape.

While it would nice to commandeer a Stryker, fixing up a Suburban, F-350, or even a garbage truck is the way to get around.

Escape with style :





 

JohnE

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Maybe it is my pacifistic ways, but I think teaching welding and auto mechanics is more important than shooting in the New Zombie order...
Besides, beating a Zombie back to death with a torque wrench or slicing them up with a cutting torch is way funner than an old Nerf gun...
 

CdaleTony

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NOw this is Kick Ass ,

Up in our Portsmouth Office one of the engineers Has this

Nerf Vulcan Chain gun, unloaded a Belt on me in about 7 seconds!
I looked at that, trying to figure out if belts can be looped. Its not like you have to worry about over heating the barrel :biggrin:

Yesss. you can easily loop belts..........!
 
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