[4xBoy]

Cause one at a time isn't enough.

 

[dante]

Taser International unveiled its first new stun gun since 2003 on Monday, a device that can shock three people without being reloaded.

Riiiiiiiiight. More like shock the same person 3 times without being reloaded...

 

[ohio]

Riiiiiiiiight. More like shock the same person 3 times without being reloaded...

Well, it means you now need only 4 armed police officers to take down the average grandmother at a traffic stop.

 

[MikeD]

But how many do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

 

[ohio]

But how many do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but you'll also need one to stand in front of the cameras, three to coerce the tapes out of a shop owner, two in IA to cover it all up, and one to come online and defend the first one.

 

[MikeD]

So who ate all the donuts while this was going on, then?

 

[DaveW]

The fat one blocking the camera.