Shut up and put out, bitch!Don't fuck with me today. I'm in no mood.![]()
Shut up and put out, bitch!Don't fuck with me today. I'm in no mood.![]()
When aren't you an irritable bowel?Don't fuck with me today. I'm in no mood.![]()
When all the kids are out of the house.When aren't you an irritable bowel?
Tell us a story, Uncle Chris!Some senior managers with only a high level view of the daily crap I deal with really bummed me out over a random "hello Chris you're on speaker phone now..." call this afternoon.
you know how you cut that shit out......have him do 1000 pushups on colfax in aurora.Dude. My 16 year old says that.
Jesus H. Fucking Christ On A Stick.
I actually don't mind it. I just "Ye wot?" right back.you know how you cut that shit out......have him do 1000 pushups on colfax in aurora.
Let's just say I hope I haven't made harder a relationship of a nice Texas lady who craved some fun to Prince music, and her aging boyfriend was obviously not up to the task.we'll wait for the "Chelsea" story to surface....
How did you know?BLAME THE G&Ts!!!
Is this a euphemism for something?<snip> Texas lady who craved some fun to Prince music, and her aging boyfriend was obviously not up to the task.![]()
+10 points for doing it directly in personThe deed has been done. I handed the letters to both the principal and the superintendent. I lacked the flair you all suggested but definitely stunned them all by showing up in person, physically handing them the letters and when the principal asked if it was good news, I replied "depends on who you are I guess" and walked out the door!
Mic-drop out!!!
In Yurp - definitely no. But in Texas - who the heck knows?Is this a euphemism for something?![]()
You're not the first guy to bang an old lady in bar bathroom, not the last. Might wanna check for spiders, they lead to cobwebs.Let's just say I hope I haven't made harder a relationship of a nice Texas lady who craved some fun to Prince music, and her aging boyfriend was obviously not up to the task.![]()
Don't forget to adverb your pronoun and conjugate you're fragments frgaments.I verbed for a bit. Then I got in my noun and nounned to my other noun. Now I'm gonna take my noun of yet another kind and verb to the place where I can do many verbs of many kinds.
That's so beautifully architected I cannot stop my cry now.I verbed for a bit. Then I got in my noun and nounned to my other noun. Now I'm gonna take my noun of yet another kind and verb to the place where I can do many verbs of many kinds.
I'm drunk what's your excuseYour != you're. Kind of matters when making an English joke.
This sounds dirty. And I'm pretty sure it is... considering the source.I verbed for a bit. Then I got in my noun and nounned to my other noun. Now I'm gonna take my noun of yet another kind and verb to the place where I can do many verbs of many kinds.
Just trying to keep pronoun's subject out of my predicate.Don't forget to adverb your pronoun and conjugate you're fragments frgaments.
I'll be in the noun-shed later.This sounds dirty. And I'm pretty sure it is... considering the source.![]()
That's kind of the point tho.Your != you're. Kind of matters when making an English joke.
I don't think I'd say they get congested... But they're fairly popular. If you're in town on Sunday, they close the Parkways to cars on the Sir John A. MacDonald Parkway in Ottawa, and the Gatineau Parkway to the Champlain lookout in Gatineau Park. That second is a fairly large and long road loop.Awesome thanks for the info. I don't really have any plans to stop anywhere, don't really want to risk my bike getting lifted. Just going to basically fart around for a few hours.
Do those paths get busy? I'm probably staying on the Quebec side. I wish we had a network of paths like that here...