[kickstand]

I am a technical recruiter for Nissan and I am working on a position for a Dealer Technical Service Specialist. The position REQUIRES ASE Master A1-A8. This is a regional position based around Albany, NY. If anyone is interested PM me.

 

[jonKranked]

jim mac is up that way.

 

[kickstand]

can be outside of Albany, that's just the "center" of the territory.

 

[Jim Mac]

Well, I do have a MS in Organizational Development, def not an ASE Master A1-A8...but I am an expert fisherman...

 

[kickstand]

shit, if you can fish, you're in

 

[johnbryanpeters]

I will soon be Retired Master level 9.

 

[Westy]

I am a Master B8.

 

[Jim Mac]

I am a Master B8.

Someone got my joke!

 

[Westy]

Someone got my joke!

I thought you were just developing our organization, masterfully.

 

[jdcamb]

I'll start tomorrow. I have all my tools and everything. I work on Race Cars. I'm the best.

 

[Quo Fan]

I'm a Master Rank Martial Artist, does that help?

 

[Mattcz]

Welp, i once owned a Nissan and I have been to Albany. Sooo, sounds like I'm in the running. I can use a spinning reel but I suck at fly fishing.
Ill say fly casting and not knowing how to doing anything but an oil change would be my biggest weaknesses.

 

[kickstand]

Please send updated resume and salary requirements, you sound perfect for the job.

 

[TreeSaw]

peaks into thread and slowly steps away since I have no Nissan experience.

 

[maddog17]

i currently drive an altima, have basic car knowledge but can BS thru most anything if i set my mind to it

 

[jdcamb]

I have had 2 Altimas and I blew up both of them. I have a box of tools and a chainsaw. The job is mine. I know Dirty Mike and if I get in a jam I will just call him.....

 

[Quo Fan]

I had a Datsun B210 in the mid-'80's. That should count for something.

 

[Mattcz]

Sadly, I have been forced to rescind my claim on the much coveted position.
I simply cannot compete with anyone who drove B210 or blew up two altimas.

I know my limits.