My mother-in-law informed me yesterday that Jesus came to her in a vision at 0300, and told her to make some whole wheat pancakes.
What exactly are you supposed to say to that?
What exactly are you supposed to say to that?
Off the deep end...
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"Can I have syrup on mine?"
"Yeah, I saw Jesus Last night too. He said to make sure you make me bacon too."
Not a big fan of the whole wheat pancake.
My buddies heavy smoker mother-in-law told him "I prayed to Jesus and he took the smell of smoke out of my house!"
I would like to add this is bad news because your mother-in-law is a preview of your wife when she gets older.
I would like to add this is bad news because your mother-in-law is a preview of your wife when she gets older.
Then, Prince took us inside and made us pancakes.
"I wish I could say the same thing about you and your crew of flunkies"
Jesus, Prince, same thing...
"I wish I could say the same thing about you and your crew of flunkies"
Jesus, Prince, same thing...
"I want a divorce?"
I don't know what's scarier... the fact that your mother-in-law has visions of Jesus, or that she uses military time in everyday conversation. It's always disconcerting when someone talks like that.
Ask her if Jesus wanted a Bloody Mary or not.
Is it as bad, or worse than someone who speaks in 3rd person?
I didn't like military time when I was in the military. Lucky for me, the Navy doesn't use it.
I would have asked for hash browns instead of bacon...and if it is Jesus, make sure its REAL maple syrup. None of that Mrs Butterworths crap...
Burlyshirley doesn't mind the 3rd person.
Could you imagine though seeing Jesus appear to you.
You would be like, oh yeah, I am gonna get some knowledge now.
I am about to learn what this life is all about. And then showered in the brightest light you could ever imagine he says...............
"Jeremy my son, thou go forth and maketh teh pancakes.
and whosoever shall make them whole wheat, I will bestoweth on them a free Jesus sucker. Thou choice is cherry or grape."
You would be like, oh yeah, I am gonna get some knowledge now.
I am about to learn what this life is all about. And then showered in the brightest light you could ever imagine he says...............
"Jeremy my son, thou go forth and maketh teh pancakes.
and whosoever shall make them whole wheat, I will bestoweth on them a free Jesus sucker. Thou choice is cherry or grape."
Wouldn't be any more disconcerting than gettin' whacked out on Scooby Snacks and thinking the refrigerator was going to eat you...especially if you had grape and cherry soda in there.Jeremy R said:
On a related note: I know what I'm going to be for Halloween. Jesus, brought to you by Amana. Not sure if I want the freezer on the bottom or the top though...
Be thankful Jesus didn't tell her to cut her son-in-law's wiener off.
Given that she said 03:00, maybe she could have whipped up some sh1t on a shingle to complete the meal. Oh, and "coffee" made mostly from chicory.
Was it sweet new-born baby jesus or homeless guy jesus?
